Hello hello, may I to the E?
This is me, is this the M.D.? Yo P kinda early, who's there Laverner and Shirley? Is it Kate and Allie, or some other Well anyway, yo P you I'm lazy Callin me this time of hour you be crazy
Excuse me, but I'm E Double It's a terrible and it might cause trouble Throw on coat jump in your Benz and come over
Why P?
Yo, I Jane is on my sofa
Last I was all alone Couldn't watch the boob tube, because my was blown Picked up the bat phone, to a line to you Maybe 10:15, or maybe
was I?
I don't know, you there Threw on the link Rolex watch and fresh I my key, along with the cash flow out the door to the local disco
Where'd you go, not to ran down pub
no, I was coolin at a club It was Spanish night, so I was drinkin Doing a little tango, plus a salsa a fly girl, standin next to me So I over to her very non-chalantly She was DEF, perfectly fit She was packin, a 300-E the kit I said, "Kitten, how ya miss?" I said, "Hello my is Parrish"
"Hi, my is Cris"
"Can I buy you a drink?"
"Yes"
"What it be?"
"A martini and Rossi, Asi By the way is that your Caadillac outside right next to my Monte Car? You can it, my ex-husband bought it."
POOF! My ego appeared and it's time to go for it "This is a drag, grab your coat and bag We'll drinks on the house, back at my pad." We got to my house we through the door on "Night and Day" by
Al. B
She grabbed me, me kiss on the lips So I grabbed the booty and caressed the hips I got ahead of myself, I wanted to flirt off the G-strings and the V-neck skirt POOF! my ego
Yeah it's time to do
I felt the movement below so time to react I went in my back utility belt and out a jim hat I bust a move, it came to that But then she freaked it, and the bozack Started it, then she called me the master
You got bigger, better, stronger and faster
At I laughed, as if it was a joke But my heart skipped a beat, and I lost a stroke I to myself, oh no it couldn't be The J to the A to the N to the E
Yo P don't me it was Jane you were douchin' the Anita Baker haircut
Nah more like Whitney
the record's still playing to Al B. Sure's "Effect Mode" Stay tuned, to be on the next episode Peace, I'm 5000