Hello hello, may I to the E?
This is me, is this the M.D.? Yo P it's kinda early, who's Laverner and Shirley? Is it and Allie, or some other girlie? anyway, yo P you know I'm lazy Callin me this time of you must be crazy
Excuse me, but I'm E Double It's a situation and it might cause trouble Throw on your coat jump in your Benz and come
Why P?
Yo, I think is on my sofa
Last I was all alone watch the boob tube, because my fuse was blown Picked up the bat phone, to drop a to you 10:15, or maybe 10:22
was I?
I don't know, you wasn't Threw on the link watch and fresh gear I grabbed my key, along the cash flow Shifted out the door to the disco
Where'd you go, not to ran down pub
Hell no, I was at a club It was Spanish night, so I was Molta Doing a tango, plus a little salsa Seen a fly girl, standin to me So I slid over to her non-chalantly She was DEF, perfectly fit She was packin, a 300-E the kit I said, "Kitten, how ya miss?" I said, "Hello my is Parrish"
"Hi, my is Cris"
"Can I buy you a drink?"
"Yes"
"What it be?"
"A and Rossi, Asi Spumante By the way is that your Caadillac Parked outside right to my Monte Car? You can call it, my ex-husband it."
POOF! My ego appeared and said time to go for it "This is a drag, grab your coat and bag have drinks on the house, back at my pad." We got to my house we walked through the on "Night and Day" by
Al. B
She grabbed me, gave me on the lips So I grabbed the cold booty and the hips I got ahead of myself, I wanted to flirt Took off the G-strings and the V-neck POOF! my ego
Yeah it's to do work
I felt the below so it's time to react I went in my back utility and pulled out a jim hat I bust a move, when it came to But then she freaked it, and grabbed the doin' it, then she called me the master
You got bigger, better, stronger and much
At I laughed, as if it was a joke But then my skipped a beat, and I lost a stroke I to myself, oh no it couldn't be The J to the A to the N to the E
Yo P tell me it was Jane you were douchin' the Anita Baker haircut
Nah more Whitney Houston
the record's still playing to Al B. Sure's "Effect Mode" Stay tuned, to be continued on the episode Peace, I'm 5000