Hello hello, may I to the E?
This is me, is this the M.D.? Yo P it's early, who's there Laverner and Shirley? Is it Kate and Allie, or some other Well anyway, yo P you I'm lazy Callin me this of hour you must be crazy
Excuse me, but I'm sorry E It's a terrible situation and it might trouble Throw on your coat jump in your Benz and come
Why P?
Yo, I think is on my sofa
Last I was all alone Couldn't watch the boob tube, my fuse was blown up the bat phone, to drop a line to you Maybe 10:15, or 10:22
was I?
I don't know, you there on the link Rolex watch and fresh gear I my key, along with the cash flow Shifted out the door to the disco
you go, not to that ran down pub
Hell no, I was at a club It was night, so I was drinkin Molta Doing a tango, plus a little salsa Seen a fly girl, standin to me So I slid to her very non-chalantly She was DEF, perfectly fit She was packin, a with the kit I said, "Kitten, how ya miss?" I said, "Hello my is Parrish"
"Hi, my is Cris"
"Can I buy you a drink?"
"Yes"
"What it be?"
"A martini and Rossi, Asi By the way is that your Caadillac Parked right next to my Monte Car? You can call it, my bought it."
POOF! My ego and said it's time to go for it "This place is a drag, grab your and bag We'll have drinks on the house, at my pad." We got to my we walked through the door on "Night and Day" by
Al. B
She grabbed me, gave me kiss on the So I grabbed the cold and caressed the hips I got ahead of myself, because I wanted to Took off the G-strings and the skirt POOF! my ego
Yeah it's time to do
I felt the movement so it's time to react I went in my back belt and pulled out a jim hat I bust a move, it came to that But then she it, and grabbed the bozack Started doin' it, then she called me the
You got bigger, better, stronger and faster
At I laughed, as if it was a joke But then my heart skipped a beat, and I lost a I to myself, oh no it couldn't be The J to the A to the N to the E
Yo P tell me it was Jane you were douchin' the Anita Baker haircut
Nah more Whitney Houston
the record's still playing to Al B. Sure's "Effect Mode" Stay tuned, to be continued on the next Peace, I'm 5000