Hello hello, may I to the E?
is me, is this the doctor M.D.? Yo P it's kinda early, there Laverner and Shirley? Is it Kate and Allie, or other girlie? Well anyway, yo P you I'm lazy Callin me this time of hour you must be
me, but I'm sorry E Double It's a terrible situation and it cause trouble Throw on your jump in your Benz and come over
Why P?
Yo, I Jane is on my sofa
Last night I was all Couldn't the boob tube, because my fuse was blown Picked up the bat phone, to drop a to you 10:15, or maybe 10:22
was I?
I don't know, you wasn't on the link Rolex watch and fresh gear I grabbed my key, along the cash flow Shifted out the to the local disco
you go, not to that ran down pub
Hell no, I was at a club It was night, so I was drinkin Molta Doing a little tango, a little salsa Seen a fly girl, next to me So I slid over to her very She was DEF, perfectly fit She was packin, a 300-E the kit I said, "Kitten, how ya miss?" I said, "Hello my is Parrish"
"Hi, my is Cris"
"Can I buy you a drink?"
"Yes"
"What it be?"
"A martini and Rossi, Asi By the way is that your Caadillac Parked outside right to my Monte You can call it, my ex-husband bought it."
POOF! My ego appeared and said time to go for it "This place is a drag, grab coat and bag We'll have on the house, back at my pad." We got to my we walked through the door on "Night and Day" by
Al. B
She grabbed me, me kiss on the lips So I grabbed the booty and caressed the hips I got ahead of myself, because I to flirt Took off the G-strings and the V-neck POOF! my ego
Yeah it's to do work
I felt the movement so it's time to react I went in my back belt and pulled out a jim hat I a move, when it came to that But then she freaked it, and grabbed the doin' it, then she called me the master
You got bigger, better, and much faster
At first I laughed, as if it was a But then my skipped a beat, and I lost a stroke I to myself, oh no it couldn't be The J to the A to the N to the E
Yo P tell me it was Jane you were douchin' With the Anita Baker
Nah more Whitney Houston
While the still playing to Al B. Sure's "Effect Mode" Stay tuned, to be on the next episode Peace, I'm Audi