Yeah, right We flash back to 1983 I'ma show you niggas how I was this pimp game Before most of you even started rappin'
1983, Too Word for this, baby Invasion of the flat booty
A like me, I know what's up I want a nasty bitch with a butt If I find one anywhere It my dreams to nightmares
Baby, there, ain't got no ass But she's if she's got cash Bitches, bitches, Invasion of the flat bitches
tell you 'bout a day that I had Seen nothin' but with no ass I woke up early, right Do the same thing every day of my life
every morning, you know I get A good blow job from a fine bitch Strokin', smokin', Sir Too about the day before
30 after I rolled out I pulled a freak, her to my house She was hella young with a lot of She my dick and then we fucked
That tight pussy, I couldn't pass A light-skined freak so much ass At 1 P.M., I was away I do the same thing again today
my story made itself Every I saw was flat as hell I told myself, "I need glasses" Where's them bitches with the big round
Me and me homie just wanna be two bitches then switch 'em up It was 3:35, the was lit Every two blocks I saw a different
on the bus, someone was walking Me and my homie started talking I said, "Homie, she good" He said, "That ass is as wood"
I said, "What about in the black?" And he "Short, she's all that" Bitches, bitches, Invasion of the booty bitches
single day of the week For every living, there's a freak If you got and a bed Why not get fucked and get some
'Cause all over wanna get fucked I just need one with a lot of Me and my homie and smokin' Flat booty bitches took over
I told my homie, "I to say All the bitches with ass stay today" And he said, "Short, now" Put the to the metal and hit the beat town
I them bitches out there was fine But the invasion was on and it fucked my Bitches, bitches, Invasion of the flat bitches
We hit the beat town like players I it, bitches was everywhere The one had tities so fat But that work, her ass was flat
The second was flat too Talked about the like a muthafuckin' fool I beyotch, I know I'm capin' your ass, baby? What happened?
She turned around, back on me Said, "Fuck you, nigga, your teeth" I dam near jumping out the car But I slapped bitch and slapped her hard
My homie said, "Short, we to cut" But I was spankin' that on her big flat butt We parked the car and a walk I saw another and I had to talk
I said, "Baby, baby, baby, come Yeah, you baby the long, long hair" Baby, came over from across the on the corner talking to me
I was spittin' the game but I talked too 'Cause I didn't notice that she had a flat ass and I was ready to go We was rollin' to the O'
I that bitch, "I changed my mind" She at me and she said, "Why?" I said, I'm Sir, Too Short, the player I'm not one of niggaz who don't care
It's no to do my duty But not with you and flat booty In the Berkley town what did we Freak after freak no behind
One day, I never got in I'm that shit never happened again Invasion of the Flat Bitches The invasion, beyotch, is on
That's old school, '83 Still pimpin', dog You know I can't stay from this game