Yeah, right We gon' flash back to I'ma show you niggas how I was this pimp game Before most of you niggas started rappin'
1983, Too for word Like this, Invasion of the flat bitches
A like me, I know what's up I want a bitch with a lotta butt If I can't one anywhere It my dreams to nightmares
Baby, right there, got no ass But she's okay if got cash Bitches, bitches, Invasion of the booty bitches
I'll you 'bout a day that I had Seen nothin' but bitches no ass I woke up early, right Do the same damn thing day of my life
'Cause morning, you know I get A good blow job from a real bitch Strokin', smokin', Sir Too Thinking about the day
30 minutes I rolled out I pulled a freak, her to my house She was hella young with a lot of She sucked my and then we fucked
good tight pussy, I couldn't pass A freak with so much ass At 1 P.M., I was fuckin' I do the same thing again today
Today my story itself Every bitch I saw was as hell I myself, "I must need glasses" Where's bitches with the big round asses?
Me and me homie just wanna be Bring two bitches then 'em up It was 3:35, the was lit two blocks I saw a different bitch
Waiting on the bus, was walking Me and my homie just started I said, "Homie, she good" He said, "That ass is as wood"
I said, "What baby in the black?" And he "Short, she's all that" Bitches, bitches, of the flat booty bitches
Every day of the week For every nigger living, a freak If you got and a bed Why not get and get some head?
'Cause bitches all over get fucked I just need one with a lot of Me and my homie and smokin' booty bitches took over Oakland
I told my homie, "I to say All the with ass stay home today" And he said, "Short, now" Put the to the metal and hit the beat town
I thought them bitches out there was But the invasion was on and it my mind Bitches, bitches, Invasion of the flat booty
We hit the beat like Oakland players I knew it, was everywhere The one had tities so fat But don't work, her ass was flat
The second bitch was too Talked about the bitch like a fool I beyotch, I know I'm capin' Where's ass, baby? What happened?
She turned around, back on me Said, "Fuck you, nigga, where's teeth" I dam fell jumping out the car But I slapped that bitch and slapped her
My said, "Short, we gots to cut" But I was spankin' bitch on her big flat butt We parked the car and took a I saw bitch and I had to talk
I said, "Baby, baby, baby, come Yeah, you baby with the long, hair" Baby, came over across the street Standing on the corner to me
I was the game but I talked too fast I didn't even notice that she had a flat ass Sheit and I was to go We was back to the O'
I told bitch, "I changed my mind" She at me and she said, "Why?" I said, I'm Sir, Too Short, the Oakland I'm not one of them who don't care
It's no to do my duty But not with you and flat booty In the Berkley what did we find Freak after freak no behind
One long day, I got in I'm glad that shit never happened of the Flat Booty Bitches The invasion, beyotch, is on
That's old school, '83 pimpin', baby dog You know I can't away from this game