Yeah, that's We gon' flash back to I'ma show you how I was spittin' this pimp game Before most of you niggas even rappin'
1983, Too for word Like this, Invasion of the flat booty
A nigga me, I know what's up I a nasty bitch with a lotta butt If I can't find one It my dreams to nightmares
Baby, right there, got no ass But she's okay if got cash Bitches, bitches, Invasion of the booty bitches
I'll you 'bout a day that I had Seen nothin' but bitches no ass I woke up early, feeling Do the same damn thing day of my life
'Cause morning, you know I get A good blow job from a real bitch Strokin', smokin', Sir Too Thinking the day before
30 minutes after I out I pulled a freak, took her to my She was hella young with a lot of She sucked my and then we fucked
That good pussy, I couldn't pass A light-skined with so much ass At 1 P.M., I was away I wanna do the same thing today
my story made itself Every I saw was flat as hell I myself, "I must need glasses" Where's them bitches with the big asses?
Me and me homie just be tuff Bring two bitches switch 'em up It was 3:35, the was lit Every two blocks I saw a bitch
Waiting on the bus, was walking Me and my homie just started I said, "Homie, she good" He said, "That ass is as wood"
I said, "What baby in the black?" And he "Short, she's all that" Bitches, bitches, of the flat booty bitches
Every single day of the For every nigger living, a freak If you got and a bed Why not get and get some head?
'Cause bitches all wanna get fucked I just need one a lot of butt Me and my rollin' and smokin' Flat booty bitches took Oakland
I my homie, "I hate to say All the bitches with ass home today" And he said, "Short, now" Put the pedal to the metal and hit the beat
I thought them bitches out there was But the invasion was on and it my mind Bitches, bitches, Invasion of the flat bitches
We hit the town like Oakland players I knew it, bitches was The first one had so fat But don't work, her ass was flat
The bitch was flat too Talked about the bitch like a muthafuckin' I said beyotch, I know I'm Where's your ass, What happened?
She turned around, back on me Said, "Fuck you, nigga, your teeth" I dam fell jumping out the car But I slapped that bitch and her hard
My homie said, "Short, we to cut" But I was that bitch on her big flat butt We the car and took a walk I saw another and I had to talk
I said, "Baby, baby, baby, come Yeah, you baby the long, long hair" Baby, came over from across the Standing on the talking to me
I was the game but I talked too fast 'Cause I didn't even notice she had a flat ass and I was ready to go We was back to the O'
I that bitch, "I changed my mind" She at me and she said, "Why?" I said, I'm Sir, Too Short, the player I'm not one of them niggaz who care
It's no thang to do my But not with you and your booty In the town what did we find after freak with no behind
One day, I never got in I'm glad shit never happened again Invasion of the Flat Booty The invasion, beyotch, is on
That's old school, '83 pimpin', baby dog You know I can't away from this game