Yeah, right We gon' flash back to I'ma show you niggas how I was spittin' pimp game Before most of you niggas even started
1983, Too Word for Like this, Invasion of the flat booty
A nigga like me, I what's up I want a bitch with a lotta butt If I find one anywhere It turns my to nightmares
Baby, right there, got no ass But okay if she's got cash Bitches, bitches, of the flat booty bitches
I'll tell you a day that I had Seen but bitches with no ass I woke up early, feeling Do the same damn every day of my life
'Cause every morning, you I get A blow job from a real fine bitch Strokin', smokin', Sir Too Thinking about the day
30 minutes after I out I pulled a freak, took her to my She was hella with a lot of butt She sucked my dick and we fucked
good tight pussy, I couldn't pass A light-skined freak with so ass At 1 P.M., I was fuckin' I wanna do the thing again today
my story made itself Every bitch I saw was as hell I told myself, "I must glasses" Where's them with the big round asses?
Me and me homie wanna be tuff two bitches then switch 'em up It was 3:35, the was lit Every two blocks I saw a bitch
on the bus, someone was walking Me and my just started talking I said, "Homie, she good" He said, "That ass is as wood"
I said, "What about in the black?" And he said "Short, all that" Bitches, bitches, Invasion of the flat bitches
Every single day of the For every nigger living, a freak If you got and a bed Why not get and get some head?
bitches all over wanna get fucked I just one with a lot of butt Me and my homie rollin' and Flat booty bitches took over
I told my homie, "I to say All the bitches with ass home today" And he said, "Short, now" Put the pedal to the and hit the beat town
I them bitches out there was fine But the was on and it fucked my mind Bitches, bitches, Invasion of the flat bitches
We hit the beat like Oakland players I it, bitches was everywhere The one had tities so fat But that don't work, her ass was
The second bitch was too Talked about the like a muthafuckin' fool I said beyotch, I know I'm Where's ass, baby? What happened?
She around, caped back on me Said, "Fuck you, nigga, where's teeth" I dam near jumping out the car But I slapped that and slapped her hard
My said, "Short, we gots to cut" But I was spankin' that bitch on her big flat We parked the car and a walk I saw bitch and I had to talk
I said, "Baby, baby, baby, come Yeah, you baby the long, long hair" Baby, over from across the street Standing on the talking to me
I was the game but I talked too fast 'Cause I didn't even notice she had a flat ass and I was ready to go We was rollin' to the O'
I told that bitch, "I my mind" She at me and she said, "Why?" I said, I'm Sir, Too Short, the player I'm not one of them who don't care
It's no to do my duty But not you and your flat booty In the Berkley what did we find Freak after freak no behind
One long day, I got in I'm glad that shit never happened Invasion of the Booty Bitches The invasion, beyotch, is on
that old school, '83 Still pimpin', dog You I can't stay away from this game