Yeah, right We gon' flash back to I'ma you niggas how I was spittin' this pimp game Before most of you niggas started rappin'
1983, Too Word for Like this, of the flat booty bitches
A nigga like me, I know up I want a nasty with a lotta butt If I can't find one It turns my to nightmares
Baby, there, ain't got no ass But she's okay if got cash Bitches, bitches, of the flat booty bitches
I'll you 'bout a day that I had Seen nothin' but with no ass I up early, feeling right Do the same damn every day of my life
'Cause every morning, you I get A good blow job from a real fine Strokin', smokin', Sir Too Thinking about the day
30 minutes I rolled out I a freak, took her to my house She was hella young with a lot of She sucked my and then we fucked
That good tight pussy, I couldn't A light-skined freak so much ass At 1 P.M., I was fuckin' I do the same thing again today
Today my story itself Every bitch I saw was flat as I myself, "I must need glasses" Where's them with the big round asses?
Me and me homie just be tuff Bring two bitches switch 'em up It was 3:35, the was lit Every two blocks I saw a different
Waiting on the bus, was walking Me and my homie just talking I said, "Homie, she good" He said, "That ass is as wood"
I said, "What about in the black?" And he said "Short, all that" Bitches, bitches, Invasion of the booty bitches
Every day of the week For every nigger living, a freak If you got and a bed Why not get fucked and get head?
'Cause bitches all over get fucked I just need one a lot of butt Me and my homie and smokin' booty bitches took over Oakland
I my homie, "I hate to say All the bitches ass stay home today" And he said, "Short, now" Put the pedal to the metal and hit the beat
I them bitches out there was fine But the invasion was on and it my mind Bitches, bitches, Invasion of the flat booty
We hit the town like Oakland players I knew it, was everywhere The one had tities so fat But don't work, her ass was flat
The bitch was flat too Talked about the bitch like a fool I said beyotch, I I'm capin' Where's your ass, baby? What
She around, caped back on me Said, "Fuck you, nigga, your teeth" I dam near jumping out the car But I that bitch and slapped her hard
My homie said, "Short, we to cut" But I was spankin' that bitch on her big flat We parked the car and a walk I saw another bitch and I had to
I said, "Baby, baby, baby, here Yeah, you with the long, long hair" Baby, came from across the street on the corner talking to me
I was spittin' the game but I too fast I didn't even notice that she had a flat ass Sheit and I was to go We was back to the O'
I told that bitch, "I my mind" She at me and she said, "Why?" I said, I'm Sir, Too Short, the Oakland I'm not one of niggaz who don't care
It's no to do my duty But not you and your flat booty In the Berkley town what did we after freak with no behind
One day, I never got in I'm glad that shit never again Invasion of the Flat Booty The invasion, beyotch, is on
that old school, '83 Still pimpin', dog You know I can't away from this game