Introducing Me

I'm good at wasting time,
I think lyrics need to rhyme,
And you're not asking,
But I'm trying to grow a moustache

I eat cheese,
But only on pizza, please
And sometimes on a homemade quesadilla
Otherwise it smells like feet to me.

And I, I really like it
When the moon looks like a toenail
And I love it when you say my na-a-ame
If you wanna know, here it goes, gonna tell you there's
A part of me that shows,
If we're close gonna let you see,
Everything
But remember that you ask for it.
I'm trying to do my best, to impress
But its easier to let you
Take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain,
and my heart,
Well you asked for it.
For your perusing
At times confusing,
Slightly amusing,
Introducing me

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I never trust a dog to watch my food
And I like to use the word "dude" as a noun or an adverb or an adjective
And I, I've never really been into cars
I like really cool guitars and superheroes
And cheques with lots of zeros on them
I love the sound of violins and making someone smi-i-ile

If you wanna know, here it goes, gonna tell you there's
A part of me that shows,
If we're close gonna let you see,
Everything
But remember that you asked for it.
I'm trying to do my best to impress
But it's easier to let you
Take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain,
My heart,
Well you asked for it.
For your perusing,
At times confusing,
Possibly amusing,
Introducing Me.

Well, you probably know more than you ever wanted to
So be careful when you ask next ti-i-i-ime.

So, if you wanna know, here it goes, gonna tell you there's
A part of me that shows,
If we're close gonna let you see,
Everything
But remember that you asked for it.
I'm trying do my best to impress
But its easier to let you
Take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain,
My heart,
Well you asked for it.
For your perusing,
At times confusing,
Hopefully amusing,
Introducing Me.

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Introducing me.