Introducing Me

I'm good at wasting time
I think lyrics need to rhyme
And you're not asking, but I'm trying to grow a moustache

I eat cheese,
But only on pizza, please
And sometimes on a home made quesadilla
Otherwise, it smells like feet to me

And I, I really like it
When the moon looks like a toenail
And I love it when you say my name

If you wanna know
Here it goes, gonna tell you,
There's a part of me that shows if were close,
Gonna let you see everything,
but remember that you asked for it

I'm trying to do my best to impress
But its easier to let you take a guess at the rest,
but you wanna hear what lives in my brain, my heart
Well you asked for it

For your perusing,
at times confusing,
slightly amusing,
Introducing me

do-do
do-do, do-do-do
do-do
do-do, do-do-do
la-da-da-da
la-da-da
da-da, da-da-da
da!

I never trust a dog to watch my food
And I like to use the word dude
As a noun, or an adverb, or an adjective

And I, I never really been into cars
I like really cool guitars and superheroes
And cheques with lots of zeros on them

I love the sound of violins
And making someone smile

If you wanna know
Here it goes, gonna tell you,
There's a part of me that shows if were close,
Gonna let you see everything,
but remember that you asked for it

I'm trying to do my best to impress
But its easier to let you take a guess at the rest,
but you wanna hear what lives in my brain, my heart
Well you asked for it

For your perusing,
at times confusing,
slightly amusing,
Introducing me

Well, you probably know more than you ever wanted to
So, be careful when you ask next time

So, if you wanna know,
here it goes, gonna tell you,
there's a part of me that shows if were close,
Gonna let you see everything,
but remember that you asked for it

I'm trying to do my best to impress
But its easier to let you take a guess at the rest,
but you wanna hear what lives in my brain, my heart
Well you asked for it
For your perusing
At times confusing
Slightly amusing
Introducing me

do-do, do-do
do-do-do
do-do, do-do
do-do-do
do-do, do-do

Introducing me