Intro (WWIII)

Welcome back, here we go again
A beautiful girl and some dirty old men
Before we continue the task at hand
Let's go ahead and introduce the band

From the land of volcanoes, the lovely Lucia
Her voice will fill you with wonder and fear
She screams like a banshee and she moves like a cat
I could tell you much more but let's leave it at that

The Lord of Lard, the mighty swine
He loves Manchego and a bottle of wine
Also known as Raymond Watts
He screams out his lungs while his brain slowly rots

It's the one and only, it's the great Steve White
His morals are loose but his shirts are tight
Challenged by few, rivaled by none
He's alow down dirty son of a gun

This is the biscuit's crux, solid rock against the flux
Ultra-heavy beat deluxe, KMFDM forever sucks

Here's your voice from the underground
(KMFDM)
Get ready for another round
(KMFDM)

Nothing new, it's the same old shit
(KMFDM)
If it works this good, why fuck with it
(KMFDM)

Andy Selway, the master of skins
Frequently sounds screwing chicks behind bins
His hobbies include but aren't limited to
Things you and I would rather not do

And here we have Jules, the king of guitar
He's only home when he's inside a bar
Rings and spikes and chains and tattoos
He breeds new lifeforms inside his shoes

This is the biscuit's crux, solid rock against the flux
Ultra-heavy beat deluxe, KMFDM forever sucks

Here's your voice from the underground
(KMFDM)
Get ready for another round
(KMFDM)

Nothing new, it's the same old shit
(KMFDM)
If it works this good, why fuck with it
(KMFDM)

I am Kapt'n K, the Korruptor of youth
My word is gospel of the honest truth
I am the Father of Industrial Rock
And if you don't believe me, you can suck my glock

Love all

KMFDM