Incredibad

Now let's take a trip down memory lane
Back to junior high school where it all began
Three bad little kids raising hell at school
We were just thirteen straight acting a fool

Everyday after class Kiv's house was the spot
Making crazy prank calls hoping not to get caught
Best friends, blood brothers, yo we one and the same
Till one faithful after when everything changed

One day playing punch out up in Kiv's room
The house started shaking and we heard a kaboom
Looked out the back window, saw a pillar of smoke
Yo, your backyard is smashed, man, this isn't a joke
Yo, let's go check this out man, oh I bet, let's go

All the smoke and debris led us straight to the basement
Yo, what the hell is that? Man, it looks like a spaceship
We all ran for cover, as the hatch opened wide
And a little green dude stepped out from inside

He said, I'm from Mars and I come in peace
I have something to ask and it's not discrete
There's a mutated strain in our DNA helix
And you three kids are the ones who can heal it

But we're just thirteen man, what can we do?
How should I put this? I think we should screw, what?
On my home planet, we can no longer breed
I've been sent to self-precept so we can store your seed
Storing our seed, yo I think he means sex
Man, I'm a virgin, we all are bet

I'm just gonna lie here and close my eyes
Ah, what should we do? Now it's spreading its thighs
You'll be heroes in my planet, but why us three?
You're the chosen ones, you'll just have to trust me

Yo, should we do it? man I don't know
To I say we put it to a vote, all in favor say I, I
Okay we're in, cool, who should go first?
I have three depositories to capture your burst
Wait, so at the same time? Yeah that's what I was thinking
Here's some wine coolers, let's get you boys drinking

We pouted the drink and started getting tipsy
Then took our positions and started getting frisky
One in the front and two in the back
Had him locked up like a Chinese finger trap

Keep humping away, my wife and family thank you
I'm about to explode, yo son me too
Three way climax, best friends forever
What a pleasure to lost our virginities together, yeah

Andy, Jorma, Akiv, you've saved my race
Your reward is one wish, then I'll go back to space
We looked at each other, didn't have to talk
Knew exactly what we wanted before he took off

Mr. Alien sir, for what it's worth
We wanna be the greatest fake MCs on earth
Your wish is granted and thanks again
I may have saved my planet but I'm losing three friend
What happened today was both incredible and bad
Therefore your name is Incredibad

Incredibad, Incredibad, Incredibad
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