In My Heaven

In my heaven there ain't no lawyers
Don't need names on dotted lines
Folks do business like they oughta
A good firm handshake works just fine
We feed lawyers to the lions

In my heaven there ain't no children
Totin' loaded guns to school
Ain't no such thing as peer pressure
Being who you are is cool
They still teach that golden rule

In my heaven we hurt no one
No lying, crying or dying young
No one's lonely, no one's scared
And anyone is welcome there in my heaven

In my heaven I sing like Elvis
Play guitar like BB King
Slide a fastball past Hank Aaron
Batter, batter, batter swing
I can do most anything

In my heaven we hurt no one
No lying, crying or dying young
No one's lonely, no one's scared
And anyone is welcome there in my heaven

I know that it's God's decision
What my heaven's gonna be
And I ain't tellin' him his business
But if He left it up up to me

Then in my heaven there's football with no referees
In my heaven there's never been an injury
In my heaven angels yodel when they sing
In my heaven the fish'll bite almost anything
In my heaven, in my heaven, in my heaven