Im In Love With Your Sister

oye vieja ven paca
porque estas enojada eh
y u mad?
well maybe if you stayed home more and didnt go out with your friends
id be more happier

so now i got to depend on your sister
dont get crazy with her
she just helping me out
oye i wrote a song about her
mira

once a week she cooks tamales
in her cocina in
the kitchen there i see ju girl
tell me can we start eating
me dijo no

you see my jaina dont like she is doin
cause her hermana gets attention
now my lady wants to throw me out the house because i mentiond

that im in love with her sister
shes cookin shes lookin real firme
baby please take it easy

im in love with your sister

she washes the dishes with soap and
she washes my socks and calcones
im in love with your sister
no complaining im saying she staying
she even beat me at playstation
im in love with your sister
she watches novelas george lopez
por favor mija no llorez

(memo)
shes every vatos dream
shes gods gift to earth
shes not dat pretty
but beauty dont only come in skirts
shes not a freaky jaina
but she knows aunt jemima
girl cook me breakfast she knows memo is a hardcore rhymer
not your memo keep it ghetto ven heremana yo te quiero
let me see that recipe i want you standing next to me
eating rice and menudo
she know she got me when crudo
thats all i got to say bout that girl

that im in love with your sister
shes cookin shes lookin real firme
baby please take it easy

(chingo)
im in love with your sister

she washes the dishes with soap and
she washes my socks and calcones
im in love with her sister
no complaining im saying she staying
she even beat me at playstation
im in love with your sister
she watches novelas george lopez
por favor mija no llorez

im i love with you sister

(sister1)
Diana sabes que? what u been lookin for my man for eh?
(sister 2)
'cause u aint got no food at your house
(sister1)
what chu mean i aint got no food at my house?
(sister 2)
feedin all those babies u got 'cause u been sleepin around
(sister1)
dont even b talkin to me about sleeping around!
(sister 2)
why your man at my house all the time?
(sister1)
girl didnt u just hear mi i said i got enchaladaz at my house for him
(sister 2)
enchaladaz made out of what?
(sister1)girl u dont need my recipe
(sister2)no i think he likes comming to my house 'cause i do his dishez i do his laundry
(Sister 1)any ways im the only one that does his laundry and cooks his food
(sister2)
or so u thought!!

'cause im in love with your sister
shes cookin shes lookin real firme
baby please take it easy

im love with your sister

she washes the dishes with soap and
she washes my socks and calcones
im in love with her sister
no complaining im saying she staying
she even beat me at playstation
im in love with your sister
she watches novelas george lopez
por favor mija no llorez

im in love with your sister

(chingo ang jaina talk)
so there it is right there mija u understand me dont b mad u noe i luv u so what u gunna do leave? fine il catch u laters
(she leaves door slames)