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She was older but rich compare She'd drop a thousand at the saloon just to get her hair did He was good at compliments, better in the She him with a crib in Paris, he hipped her to the funk
Way too he was for her A dog in expensive fur As long as providing chips and whips We can do this funky
As as she was playing the host He figured he would make the most of them and lips He hooked her up, her coast to coast
Ugly, she's so ugly, beyond compare She's dropped a couple hundred thousand on a silver whip Just to match the color of her She said, "Eye got of what you need Put the spoon down honey, come on, let mama you"
She knew which fork to use but she couldn't So he hipped her to the funk in exchange for the Who's pimpin' who if nobody gets a second This is the of illusion, coma, pimp and circumstance
Where was Oh yeah, a gentleman he was He never spoke about her So prominent because in the dark it'd If she was only tan instead of so white Her was Doris but he called her Flo
As in 'Rescent', that right Fluorescent every A situation bound to As sure a Doris' skin was
Money might talk, but does it say? You better get busy if you get paid Boy, Eye was back in the day
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He spent her money oh so a bath in cold Kristal He took a trip to burn an old flame in 'Frisco, wow But caught him in her arms She her shoulders and said, "No harm" put your name on this pre-nup and we can all hit the disco
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