She which fork to use but she couldn't dance So he hipped her to the funk in exchange for the Who's pimpin' who if nobody gets a chance? This is the of illusion, coma, pimp and circumstance
She was older but rich compare She'd drop a thousand dollars at the saloon just to get her did He was good at compliments, in the bunk She laced him with a in Paris, he hipped her to the funk
Way too he was for her A dog in expensive fur As long as she's providing and whips We can do funky thing
As long as she was the host He figured he would make the most of hips and lips He hooked her up, rocked her coast to
Ugly, so ugly, rich beyond compare She's dropped a couple thousand dollars on a silver whip Just to the color of her hair She said, "Eye got plenty of what you Put the spoon honey, come on, let mama feed you"
She knew which to use but she couldn't dance So he her to the funk in exchange for the finance Who's pimpin' who if nobody a second chance? is the story of illusion, coma, pimp and circumstance
Where was Oh yeah, a gentleman he was He spoke about her nose So prominent in the dark it'd glow If she was only tan instead of so lily Her was Doris but he called her Flo
As in 'Rescent', that right Fluorescent every A situation to fail As a Doris' skin was pale
Money might talk, but does it say? You better get if you wanna get paid Boy, Eye was back in the day
She knew which fork to use but she dance So he hipped her to the funk in exchange for the Who's pimpin' who if gets a second chance? That's the of illusion, coma, pimp and circumstance Now, dance,
He spent her money oh so Take a bath in Kristal He took a trip to an old flame in 'Frisco, like wow But Doris him in her arms She her shoulders and said, "No harm" Just put name on this pre-nup and we can all hit the disco
She knew which to use but she couldn't dance So he hipped her to the funk in exchange for the Who's pimpin' who if gets a second chance? This is the story of illusion, coma, and circumstance
She knew which fork to use but she couldn't So he hipped her to the funk in exchange for the pimpin' who if nobody gets a second chance? This is the story of illusion, coma, and circumstance Now,