She which fork to use but she couldn't dance So he hipped her to the funk in for the finance pimpin' who if nobody gets a second chance? This is the of illusion, coma, pimp and circumstance
She was older but rich compare She'd drop a dollars at the saloon just to get her hair did He was at compliments, better in the bunk She laced him with a crib in Paris, he her to the funk
Way too he was for her A dog in expensive fur As long as she's providing and whips We can do this thing
As long as she was playing the He figured he would make the of them hips and lips He hooked her up, rocked her coast to
Ugly, so ugly, rich beyond compare She's dropped a couple hundred thousand dollars on a silver Just to the color of her hair She said, "Eye got plenty of what you Put the spoon down honey, come on, let feed you"
She knew which fork to use but she couldn't So he hipped her to the funk in exchange for the pimpin' who if nobody gets a second chance? This is the of illusion, coma, pimp and circumstance
Where was Eye? Oh yeah, a he was He spoke about her nose So prominent because in the dark it'd If she was only tan instead of so lily Her was Doris but he called her Flo
As in 'Rescent', ain't right Fluorescent every A situation bound to As sure a Doris' was pale
Money might talk, but does it say? You better get busy if you wanna get Boy, Eye was fine in the day
She knew fork to use but she couldn't dance So he hipped her to the funk in exchange for the Who's who if nobody gets a second chance? That's the story of illusion, coma, pimp and Now, dance,
He spent her money oh so Take a bath in cold He took a trip to burn an old flame in 'Frisco, wow But Doris caught him in her She her shoulders and said, "No harm" Just put your name on pre-nup and we can all hit the disco
She knew fork to use but she couldn't dance So he hipped her to the funk in exchange for the Who's pimpin' who if nobody a second chance? is the story of illusion, coma, pimp and circumstance
She knew which fork to use but she couldn't So he her to the funk in exchange for the finance pimpin' who if nobody gets a second chance? This is the story of illusion, coma, pimp and Now,