If You Want To Be Happy

Reggae -
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman you wife.
So for my personal point of view
Get another girl to marry you.
Prrretty woman with the pretty face
Tracks attention in every place

When she walks she makes the men all moon
Pretty soon
pretty soon you're alone.
If you want to be happy . . .
Course a big fat woman keeps you warm at home
Lots of meat shaking on the bone.
When she throws the big leg on you
AII night long makes a dream come true.
If you want to be happy . . .
Reggae italian . . . big piano solo . . . not bad he . . .
Next time try two fingers . . . accordion quick . . .
Ah
that's my kind of music . . . clap the hands . . . it's alright . . .
Ok . . . clap the hands everybody . . . little bit of italian applause . . .
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Don't make a fancy woman your wife
If you want to be happy . . .
Course a fancy woman got a fancy taste -
She spends all the day fixing up her face.
Why she got to use so much of powder and paste
When she kisses you it's a funny taste.
If you want to be happy . . .
If you want to be happy . . .
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife.
So for Giuseppe's personal point of view
Get another girl to marry you.
Ah
it makes me feel so good.