If You Choose Me

If you choose me over him
Ill make you proud, Ill make you grin
Ill write a poem about your smile

Ill buy you hats 'cause I dig your style
Ill tell all my buddies how good you kiss
While Im away only you Ill miss

Ill share my records and stay really clean
Ill never fuss nor be mean
In front of all your friends, I will kiss your ass
Ill leave behind my violent past

If you choose me, if you choose me
Come on and choose me over him

If you choose me over him
Ill make you proud, on me you can depend
To be nice to your momma, take your daddy fishin

And Ill make you biscuits then clean the kitchen
There will be credit cards for all your desires
We can walk in the park and hold hands for hours

Ill rub your feet, Ill scratch your back
Ill brush your hair and then comb it back
We can find that old boyfriend who treated you bad
You can cuss him out while I kick his ass

If you choose me, if you choose me
Come on and choose me over him

Ill wash your clothes, Ill pay the bills
You can paint the bedroom anyway you feel
Ill quit cussin and lose ten pounds
Ill swear youre skinny when you get 'round

If you choose me, if you choose me
Well, come on and mama choose me
I know you're gonna choose me
Sweet lover come on, choose me
I know you're gonna choose me