If The Diesel Don t Get You Then The Jet Fuel Will

Cruising down the highway doing 155
Feeling mighty good that I'm still alive
Took a beating down in Italy I nearly died in Rome
Now the sun is shining on me and the highway is my home
Did some things that I ain't proud of and some things I had to do
To keep myself from cracking up and see myself through
It's a hard life I'm living and I'm living my fill
If the diesel don't get ya then the jet fuel will

I could have stayed at home and got a damn good job
As a suicide broker just another fat slob
But the gypsy that keeps burning inside of me
Is never satisfied with that drudgery
Just one more show another broken guitar
I got no mind to be a Rock and Roll star
'Cause the fever's getting hotter and I'm feeling a chill
If the diesel don't get ya then the jet fuel will

Well I love it and I hate it and I wanna go home
Somebody's gonna get it if they look at me wrong
I'm mixed up messed up and ready to kill
If the diesel don't get me then the jet fuel will

I been sued but never booed and it's the public that I love
And I'll stick it up your ass without a latex glove
All you businessmen can lick me where the sun don't shine
It's the music that I'm living for it's mine all mine
So don't tell me what to do and what guitar I should play
When the shit you're making fall apart anyway
No respect for your opinion 'cause you don't know Jack
Take your 20% and the shirt off my back
This living's like a prison with no walls just bars
I got no mind to be a Rock and Roll star
This fever's getting hotter and I'm feeling a chill
If the diesel don't get ya the the jet fuel will
Then the jet fuel will
Then the jet fuel will