Imitation leather, Naugahyde Two inch down the left-hand side Came daddy's pocketknife, that wasn't my fault Moved along us everywhere we went No where we lived it always fit it Kinda like our of kin, if that chair could talk
My brother, Billy, broke his left hand off the arm like superman With my grandma's old red Afghan tied his neck It's where at least a thousand books read Our cat made it her bed It heard an 'I thee wed' When sister married in the living
To Phillips boy from just down the block If that chair could
Mama bought it in a sale in 65 It was daddy's chair after he retired Survived all of and a kitchen fire stains wiped right off It's where I spent a million hours on the phone It was my favorite to polish my toes Somethin' mama didn't know, if chair could talk
From it to beaver to the Brady bunch Chicken noodle and captain crunch TV dinners to Sunday lunch, and movies at night tippin' me backwards until' I screamed He'd get in trouble for so mean And when he told mama that joined the marines It's where she sat down in
The good, the bad, it's it all If that chair could
It caught my me up when I felt bad It called my It's good to keep a like that
It hid the ice cream money for hot days It listened while I practiced for my high school And all the it heard me pray when things were goin' rough And it's Bobby Baker gave me my first kiss Mama in and nearly had a fit There's of my life all over it been through a lot
The good, the bad, seen it all If chair could talk
Imitation leather, Naugahyde Two inch tear down the left hand