Luyện nghe bài hát If Shania Was Mine

Parody of Any Man Of Mine by Shania Twain (S. Twain/R. Lange) Echo Music (BMI)/Zomba Enterprises (ASCAP)
New lyrics by Cledus T. and Cris Clark, La-Po Music (BMI)/Chris Clark Publishing Designee.

This is Cledus T. wants...

If Shania was
Wouldn't be of me
Couldn't blame her
Cuz I'm so derned
But on our date
We could have a time
If I got her on the

If was mine
Say it fit right
Though my polyester suit was a little too tight
And no way
I'd have a bad day
Cuz I'd buy a new

Oh, I'd love to her
But she married her
Now all I do is pray, pray, pray!
She'll get a someday

If was mine
I'd probably my mind
If she only squeezed me, me
Pleased me one time
And if she knew
All the I'd do
I'd be the mowin, crop growin
peelin, house cleanin kind
If Shania was

Ha huh

If Shania was
have to agree
Can't no one cook kill better than me
Add a mountain oysters and some old fatback
She'd say "Mmm, I like it that" cha...
Now all I do is
Whose bed have her been under
I wish hadda been mine
Now I whine, whine!
That girl is so fine

If was mine
I I'd go slap blind
Starin' at her yummy tummy
And her booty shakin' round
And if she knew
All the I'd do
I'd be the lawn mowin' crop
Tater house cleanin' kind
If Shania, if Shania, if Shania,
If Shania, if (ACK HACK)

Now was that Mutt Lange or Deewight

When she shimmies and
It's more than I can
Oh, what she to me in them videos
gonna leave me if I don't explain
What I see in Twain
I'd love to see her in a
if you know what I mean
Oh oh my-a
I wish Shania
buy me a house in South Carolina
Two, four, six, eight,
Oh I wish that was mine!
he he he huh huh
to be a gal of mine...