Luyện nghe bài hát If Shania Was Mine

Parody of Any Man Of Mine by Twain (S. Twain/R. Lange) Loon Echo Music (BMI)/Zomba Enterprises (ASCAP)
New lyrics by Cledus T. and Cris Clark, La-Po Music (BMI)/Chris Clark Publishing Designee.

This is Cledus T. wants...

If was mine
Wouldn't be of me
Couldn't blame her
Cuz I'm so ugly
But on our date
We could a good time
If I got her on the

If was mine
Say it fit just
my polyester suit was just a little too tight
And no way
I'd have a bad day
Cuz I'd buy a new

Oh, I'd to seduce her
But she married her
Now all I do is pray, pray, pray!
She'll get a someday

If Shania was
I'd probably my mind
If she only me, teased me
me one good time
And if she only
All the I'd do
I'd be the lawn mowin, crop
Tater peelin, house kind
If was mine

Ha huh

If was mine
She'd have to
Can't no one road kill better than me
Add a dozen mountain oysters and some old
She'd say "Mmm, I like it that" cha...
Now all I do is
Whose bed have her been under
I wish she'd hadda mine
Now I whine, whine!
That is so doggone fine

If Shania was
I I'd go slap blind
Starin' at her yummy tummy
And her booty shakin' behind
And if she only
All the I'd do
I'd be the lawn crop growin'
Tater peelin' house kind
If Shania, if Shania, if Shania,
If Shania, if (ACK HACK)

Now was that Mutt or Deewight Yokel

she shimmies and shakes
It's more than I can
Oh, what she does to me in videos
Wife's gonna leave me if I explain
What I see in Shania
I'd love to see her in a
Centerfold if you know what I
Oh me-a oh
I that Shania
Would buy me a house in Carolina
Two, four, six, eight,
Oh I that Shania was mine!
he he he huh huh
to be a gal of mine...