If Love Was A Plane

Shes 98 pounds, workin down at the Dairy Queen
With a noble V home perm and braces
And hes long haired, no job and just 19
They got a baby on the way, theyre of to the races

In love, look at em go
Now what in the world could go wrong?
Dont tell them the odds, its best they dont know
If love was a plane, nobody get on

At the Ivy, at lunch time in Beverly Hills
The paparazzi are gathered outside
Coz an actor and an actress are havin lunch
And accordin to 'Extra and Entertainment Tonight', their in

Love look at em go
Now what in the world could go wrong?
Dont tell them the odds, its best they dont know
If love was a plane, nobody get on

Imagine now the pilots voice on the intercom
Right before we leave the ground
Sayin, 'Folks thanks for flyin with us
But theres a 6 in 10 chance were goin down'

But thats the strangest thing about this emotion
Even knowin our chances are small
We line up at the gate with our tickets
Thinkin somehow were different, I mean after all, were in

Love look at us go
Now what in the world could go wrong?
To hell with the odds, we rather not know
If love was a plane, nobody get on
Yeah, if love was a plane, nobody get on