If I Only Had A Heart

We're off to see the wizard
The wonderful Wizard of Oz
You'll find he is a whiz of a Wiz
If ever a Wiz, there was

If ever oh, ever a wiz, there was
The Wizard of Oz is one because
Because, because, because, because, because
Because of the wonderful things he does

We're off to see the wizard
The wonderful Wizard of Oz

Why, it's a man, a man made out of tin
What?
Yes
Oil can

Did you say something?
Oil can
He said oil can, me-e, me-e, my, m-m-my
My, my, my goodness, I can talk again

Well, you're perfect now
Perfect? Oh, bang on my chest if you think I'm perfect
Go ahead, bang on it, it's empty, the tinsmith forgot
To give me a heart, all hollow