If I Had a Girl

I'm a rock, I'm an island
Don't need no-one to love me
At the end of the world
There'll be no man above me
I work the live-long day
To do things my way
But if I had a girl
I would tell her this

Oh, your no means no
But your skirt comes into question
That you asked for it
Will be the main suggestion
You'll work the live-long day
To take home half the pay
So if I had a girl
I would tell her this

You gotta be bolder, better, harder, faster
Don't take no shit off your lord and master
Don't listen when they see how far you've come
'Cos you go and work and you raise the babies
Then you work some more, now listen ladies
If you think we're done, we've only just begun....

Well, you go to school
And they tell you that you're equal
But in the big wide world
That just means half the people
And one thing you won't see
There ain't no dicks on page 3
So if you have a girl
Please remind her of this