Luyện nghe bài hát If George Strait Starts Dancin'

Bill T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" Clark. Steve Ivey Music (ASCAP)/Cledus Crap Anthems(SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (SESAC)

Every time a awards show comes on my TV
I'm forced to put up some choreography
I really She*Daisy and Sara Evans is mighty fine
But I prefer my country music all that bump and grind

So Shania put clothes on
Stop all around
And Mark Miller I get dizzy watching you with Sawyer Brown
Even Jo Dee Messina's her hips and all of her red
But if George Strait starts dancing somebody shoot me in the

Well you never saw Hank Jr. do the electric
And I can't see Merle Haggard in his boots
Now Faith is a diva and she can shake her bootyful thing
But I prefer my country to just hold real still and sing

So Kenny Chesney your hat on
Quit to get down
You don't see Brad Paisley sugar footin like James
(Hey...I to get in too)
Even the Dixie Chicks got groove on and Earl's dead
But if George Strait starts dancing somebody me in the head

Last night I had a bad dream that was going pop
I seen Alan break dancing while McGraw did the robot
So Trace Adkins put one glove on if gonna dance like that
You move Michael Jackson but you wear a cowboy hat
(Hee Hee)
Now I don't much agree what Lee Ann Womack said
So if George Strait Starts dancin somebody shoot me in the
If Strait Starts dancin somebody shoot me in the head