If

They say that opposites attract
Well I can see it now as I look back
If I wanted this
He wanted that
We'd bark and hiss like dogs and cats
Well the thing that drove me up a tree
Is the way he loved to disagree
Each time we had a difference of opinion
Well he liked the covers pulled down
But I didn't
He though I should gain a few pounds
And I didn't
What finally tore our love apart
Was a matter of religion
Te thought he was God
But I didn't
Well it was more than just a lovers spat
And the civil war of the thermostat
We'd wail and wail like a manaics
Throwin shoes and bric-a-brac
Well I can see him now in his muscle shirt
With those perky pecks
And that cocky smirk
Standin' there
Pushin' all my buttons
Well he liked the toilet seat up
But I didn't
He thought I should be a C cup
And I didn't
What finally tore our love apart
Was a matter of religion
He thought he was God
And I didn't
He really though he was the man
Held my whole world in his hands
But if he ever comes down from that could he's sittin' on
Hallelujah brothers and sisters
I'll be gone
What finally tore our love apart
Was a matter of religion
He thought he was God
He really liked himself a lot
He thought he was God
But I didn't