Bought myself an with a golden head (Great big idol with the head) Put it on a shelf above my bed (Great big idol with the head)
Got down on my knees and to pray (Great big with the golden head) I said, idol, tell me my bigfoot May? (Great big with the golden head)
The eyes began to wink and blink (Great big with the golden head) He said, hold on Jim, me time to think (Great big with the golden head)
The lightning and the idol did speak (Great big with the golden head) He said, your bigfoot May, she's down at Catfish
and a-rolling (rocking and a-rolling) Yes, she's rocking and (rocking and a-rolling) Rocking and (rocking and a-rolling) (Hopping and a-bopping and a-bumping and and, oh)
I said goodbye to the sitting on my shelf (Oh, gee, did you see?) down to the creek to see for myself (Oh, gee, did you see?)
I parked my car and I looked (Oh, gee, did you see?) There was a mess of beer cans laying on the ground (Oh, gee, did you see?)
I peeked through the and my hair turned gray (Oh, gee, did you see?) In the middle of the floor there was May
and a-rolling (rocking and a-rolling) Yes, she was rocking and (rocking and a-rolling) Rocking and (rocking and a-rolling) (Hopping and and a-bumping and a-jumping and, oh)
I went to the house, I was feeling so blue (Great big idol the golden head) I said, tell me, idol, what am I do? (Great big idol with the head)
He said, I got the answer, only one way (Great big with the golden head) You got to learn to do the boogie with your big May
and a-rolling (rocking and a-rolling) Yes, rocking and (rocking and a-rolling) Rocking and (rocking and a-rolling) (Hopping and and a-bumping and a-jumping)