Because I'm tired of maturity, insecurity Runnin' from the thought police, fightin' with the Hold up, let me a breath we're dealin' with identity theft
(You an education) I see why I got to (You need a degree) As to
So little time, so to be bored by If no one trod along Harvard lawn, no one'd make a bomb They don't teach you how to care, if you dare Euthanize your sense of fair play, better to
No is free, oh why, it's queasy to see Is that an elementary or a Huh, geez, get off my back, beat it, take it to man Idiots go to college to get dumbed
Ooh, it you bereft Ooh, identity I may be wrong, I don't why I may be wrong, but try
Because I'm sick of the insanity, watchin' horny Feelin' like a libertine, dealin' the death machine Hold 'em up, it's a arrest And we're with identity theft
(You a publication) I see why I got to (You need a release) As to
profiteers, pornotastic pioneers Bonbonbastic puppeteers, get from me How can you what we read, that ain't my reality You humanity, humility and fealty
Oh, you guess you got an Hiding hedge from the Feds Puttin' the little veg (Ignorance is a right, not a privilege)
I'm finished, and had it And while you are at it As far as I'm Pluto's a planet
Ooh, you die a death Ooh, theft I may be wrong, I don't why I may be wrong but try
Because I'm sick of all the sabotage, where's my female for some kind of closure, all I'm findin' is Ray Bolger Hold up, hell yeah, confess we're dealin' with identity theft
(You an occupation) I see why I got to (You a boss to please) Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, you're
Yakety yak, don't look whack, Nellie, you're a heart Murder, murder, on the wall, who's the butchest one of (Where'd you get that vegan dress, a market?) Oops, I forgot, you design for Shun violence and religion, don't play with nuns
But I a man on Broadway just to watch him cry Every guy I went to try said I fight him but I can't why Bent unhinged and singed, I to watch the main event But in the end there's no success like
Ooh, it leaves you Ooh, identity I may be wrong, I don't why I may be wrong but try
Because I'm of hypocrisy, is it them or is it me? If Jesus is left in ruin, Satan, buddy, how you doin'? Hold 'em up, it's a street And dealin' with identity theft
Because I'm tired of bein' and nice Fuck you once and you twice Show passport, get that stamp funny like a Nazi camp 'em up, hell yeah, I'll confess 'Cause dealin' with identity theft