Luyện nghe bài hát I Want My Sh*T

It was like March,
Fuckin' Libra,

Taurus, born in
I'm 300 and somethin' but I'm still alive
I to hang with the original Billy the Kid
You probably think I'm playin' but, I did

My daddy's were a 2 headed show
a fortune teller, Ezmerella Zella
Anyway had sex on a Ouija board
And I was the next day, Violent J

When I was 14, I on the train track
And I was crushed right on the steel rack
I'm out cold, they though it'd me up
I got up and my butt, and I'm like, "What?"

Everybody tripped and called me the 'Clown Devil
of the witch heifer', whatever
Tied me up, burned me and threw
Had a few scrapes and cuts, Smokey

After that they started bowin' and
Prayin' to me, you how them primitives get
I "Get off my dick I ain't a savior"
I'm what ya a juggalo, and all I want is my flava

Four simple things in this before I die
I wanna rusty axe, I wanna know
A fat bitch Bridget and a little sip of Faygo too
I get my shit, in this mothafucka I will never die

So anyway, fifty years passed, all my are old ass fucks
I ain't even got on my nuts
I left the village in the of my ends
I wrestled alligators, Terminators

Nothin' killed me, nothin' could harm me
I fought in the Civil War, army
I walked across lines with a Mac ten
Man they didn't even have shit back then

How you just gonna in my shit and fuck it up?
Well at least make shit sound real man damn
I walked enemy lines with a, lantern
Steady cannon balls to the balls

The war ended, I the country horse back
this fool tried to horsejack
He put his gat to my and blew my face up
It didn't even smear the

I took his gun and put a divit in his
The didn't like it, I got indicted
Eighty-seven years in the state pen
they finally forgot why they put me in

They had to let me go, can't me on nothin'
On way out they like
"Yo ain't you a hundred and somethin'?"
I said, "That's

And I ain't gonna die I get my shit, mothafucka"
I want a rusty axe, I wanna know
A fat named Bridget just a little sip or two
'Til I get my shit in this I will never die

Yeah, I under bridges, lived in the valleys
I climbed up mountains, the alleys
More years passed and I ain't died
Now I'm in on the Southwest Side

Well, my has an Impala blue '67
Last night we hit the road pushin' one
I my head out the window told 'em floor it the most
And let my nugget ping off a post

Hell yeah cuz, a little bit
But then ya get a buzz
The world me 'cause of shit like this
They always try and me but, miss

I know odd 'cause my face is forever painted
When I was born the ass doctor fainted
My tongues a little long I choke with it
Looks kinda nasty, but dig it

And I told ya my neck can stretch for
I sorta look like from the X-Files
People wanna see me die more a little bit
But I'm a juggalo, and as a I want my shit

And I ain't die till I get it
I want a rusty axe, I wanna know
A fat named Bridget, I said "Faygo" fuck Mountain Dew
'Til I get my shit in this mothafucka I will die, die, die