Luyện nghe bài hát I Want My Sh*T

It was March, April
Libra, fuckin'

Taurus, in 1775
I'm like 300 and but I'm still alive
I used to with the original Billy the Kid
You probably think I'm only but, I did

My daddy's a 2 headed freak show
Mamma a fortune teller, Ezmerella
Anyway had sex on a Ouija board
And I was born the day, Violent J

When I was 14, I tripped on the track
And I was right there on the steel rack
I'm out cold, though it'd fuck me up
I got up and my butt, and I'm like, "What?"

Everybody tripped and called me the Devil Boy'
of the witch heifer', whatever
Tied me up, me and threw stones
Had a few and cuts, Smokey Nuts

After they started bowin' and shit
Prayin' to me, you know how primitives get
I said "Get off my I ain't a savior"
I'm what ya call a juggalo, and all I is my flava

Four simple in this bitch before I die
I rusty axe, I wanna know voodoo
A fat named Bridget and a little sip of Faygo too
'Til I get my shit, in mothafucka I will never die

So anyway, fifty years passed, all my homies are old ass
I ain't got hair on my nuts
I left the village in the search of my
I alligators, battled Terminators

ever killed me, nothin' could harm me
I fought in the War, Yankee's army
I walked across lines with a Mac ten
Man they didn't even that shit back then

How you gonna come in my shit and fuck it up?
Well at make this shit sound real man damn
I walked enemy lines with a, lantern
Steady takin' cannon balls to the

The war ended, I the country horse back
Until this fool tried to
He put his gat to my and blew my face up
It even smear the makeup

I his gun and put a divit in his neck
The sheriff like it, I got indicted
Eighty-seven long years in the pen
Until they finally forgot why put me in

They had to let me go, hold me on nothin'
On they way out they
"Yo ain't you a hundred and somethin'?"
I said, "That's

And I gonna die till I get my shit, mothafucka"
I want a rusty axe, I wanna know
A fat bitch Bridget just a little sip or two
I get my shit in this mothafucka I will never die

Yeah, I slept bridges, lived in the valleys
I climbed up mountains, the alleys
More years and I still ain't died
Now I'm in on the Southwest Side

Well, my has an Impala blue '67
Last night we hit the road one eleven
I stuck my head out the window 'em floor it the most
And let my nugget off a light post

yeah cuz, hurts a little bit
But ya get a straight buzz
The world hates me 'cause of like this
They always try and kill me but,

I know it's odd 'cause my face is painted
When I was born the bitch ass fainted
My tongues a little long I choke with it
kinda nasty, but chicks dig it

And I told ya my neck can for miles
I sorta look somethin' from the X-Files
People wanna see me die then a little bit
But I'm a juggalo, and as a juggalo I want my

And I ain't gonna die I get it
I want a rusty axe, I wanna know
A fat named Bridget, I said "Faygo" fuck Mountain Dew
'Til I get my shit in this mothafucka I never die, die, die