I've Underestimated My Charms

Alike many a male
I got angst in my pants
And goddamn it to hell
It don't help if I dance

And you, you're not doing too well
All the blogs are about you girl
They caught you in the park after dark
Giving head to a statue girl, how cruel

I didn't mean to do you no harm
I just underestimated my charm
And if I ever bothered to tell you the truth
Oh, baby you're too much sugar
For my sweet tooth forever

Didn't mean to do you no harm
I just underestimated my charm
And if I ever bothered to tell you the truth
Oh, baby you're too much sugar
For my sweet tooth forever

You're on your honeymoon
And you're sending me notes
You hope to see me soon
You've got see wrapped in quotes

I used to find it funny to say
What's your man got to do with me?
But then I saw him downtown
Placing bets on the hounds
He was as big as a house
We can't be messing around

I didn't mean to do you no harm
I just underestimated my charm
And if I ever bothered to tell you the truth
Oh, baby you're too much sugar
For my sweet tooth forever

Didn't mean to do you no harm
I just underestimated my charm
And if I ever bothered to tell you the truth
Oh, baby you're too much sugar
For my

Every time we kiss
It's like an inside joke, I always miss
Our love is like a tug-of-war
Don't touch me girl, can't hug no more

Oh, every time we kiss
It's like an inside joke, I always miss
Our love is like a tug-of-war
Don't touch me girl, can't hug no more