I tried love

Is the Richard Gere Gerbil story true?
Who came third in World War II?
Did Sooty sleep with Sue?
These things I think about
When I'm out with you

What are the holes in biros for?
Which one's with in the Corrs?
Did Jeff Hearst really score?
'Cause frankly you're a bore and I am not

And if it's leaving season
You're second on the bill
If you won't leave me baby
I'll find someone who will
I tried love, I'm sorry, I tried love

Does God ever get it wrong?
Where has Gary Barlow gone?
Why is Christmas Day so long?
It just goes on and on and on like you

And if it's leaving season
You're the second on the bill
If you won't leave me baby
I'll find someone who will
I tried love, I'm sorry, I tried love

Do, do, do
I tried love and I'm sorry, I tried love

Why is there ketchup on my sleeve?
Do you think that Adam fancied Eve?
What if Eve could not conceive
And he had to breed with Steve?
We'd all be gay