I Smoke A Lot

I smoke a lot, I'm not talking weed or pot
I smoke the regular stuff
I smoke a lot and if you're a smoker too
You've ought to know sometimes it's tough

To be in healthy company
People who always say, "You smoke a lot"

Imagine the amount of money
You could save if you'd quit
You smoke a lot, by now you'd have a bike
Aren't you concerned about the kids

Well, of course, sure I am concerned a bit
But about that bike, I could get killed with it
And is that what you really want, it's not

So I smoke a lot, I smoke a lot
My God, I smoke a lot and I feel fine
I smoke a lot

I smoke a lot, I smoke a lot
I smoke a lot, I smoke a lot
Sometimes it's great, sometimes it's not
But I smoke a lot, I smoke a lot
I smoke a lot, I smoke a lot