I Said My Pajamas (And Put on My Prayers)

My baby kissed me goodnight and I am glad to relate
That by the time I got home, I was feeling great
I climbed up the door and opened the stairs
I said my pajamas and put on my pray'rs
I turned off the bed and crawled into the light
And all because you kissed me
(Kiss)
Goodnight

Next morning I woke and scrambled my shoes
I shined up an egg then I toasted the news
I buttered my tie and took another bite
And all because you kissed me
(Kiss)
Goodnight

By evening I felt normal so we went out again
You said goodnight and kissed me
I hurried home and then

I climbed up the door and opened the stairs
I said my pajamas and put on my prayr's
I turned off the bed and crawled into the light
And all because you kissed me
(Kiss)
Goodnight

I powdered my hair and pinned up my nose
I hung up the bath and I turned on my clothes
I put out the clock and wound the cat up tight
And all because you kissed me
(Kiss)
Goodnight

I ran up the shade and pulled down the stair
I curled up the rug and I vacuumed my hair
I just couldn't tell my left foot from my right
And all because you kissed me
(Kiss)
Goodnight

By evening I felt normal so we went out again
You said goodnight and kissed me
I hurried home and then

I lifted the preach'r and called up the phone
I spoke to the dog and I threw your ma a bone
'Twas midnight and yet the sun was shining bright
And all because you kissed me
(Kiss)
Goodnight