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I Need a Wee

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Top Tracks - Nutty Noah
Top Tracks - Nutty Noah
Nutty Noah embarrassing Daddy
Nutty Noah embarrassing Daddy
Kevin Hart Spills on Jay Z (Late Night with Jimmy Fallon)
Kevin Hart Spills on Jay Z (Late Night with Jimmy Fallon)
Nutty Noah having just discovered I have more than 2 million views on YouTube!
Nutty Noah having just discovered I have more than 2 million views on YouTube!
Monologue: WTF Is Going On? | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)
Monologue: WTF Is Going On? | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)
Joe Exotic for President! 2016
Joe Exotic for President! 2016
VIDEO: Trump Caught Knowing Nothing, Mumbles Word Salad
VIDEO: Trump Caught Knowing Nothing, Mumbles Word Salad
50 Cent - No Romeo No Juliet ft. Chris Brown (Official Music Video)
50 Cent - No Romeo No Juliet ft. Chris Brown (Official Music Video)
Despicable Me 3 Trailer #1 (2017) | Movieclips Trailers
Despicable Me 3 Trailer #1 (2017) | Movieclips Trailers
Eddie Murphy Tribute - SNL 40th Anniversary Special
Eddie Murphy Tribute - SNL 40th Anniversary Special
IK BEN NOAH IEDEMA!
IK BEN NOAH IEDEMA!
Trump Supporters React to Outrageous Campaign Ads • Triumph's Summer Election Special 2016
Trump Supporters React to Outrageous Campaign Ads • Triumph's Summer Election Special 2016
CHUBBY BUNNY CHALLENGE
CHUBBY BUNNY CHALLENGE
I'm a nut
I'm a nut
Noah poo poo
Noah poo poo
The Kiddie - Ao (with lyrics)
The Kiddie - Ao (with lyrics)
The Golden Age of Cartoons (30s-40s)
The Golden Age of Cartoons (30s-40s)
Uncensored funny song.
Uncensored funny song.
Beakman's World planets
Beakman's World planets
The chemistry of cookies - Stephanie Warren
The chemistry of cookies - Stephanie Warren

Lyrics

When I get that feeling
Where I'm busting for the toilet
It really is quite painful
And I really can't ignore it
Today I've been quite thirsty
So I've been drinking water
I know that water's good for you
But I drank more than I oughta

So I'm looking around
I'm searching for a loo
I don't know where they are
But I really wish I knew
I need a weeeeeeee

I need a wee
I need a wee
I need a wee
I need a wee

I need a wee
He needs a wee
I need a wee-wee

I need a wee
I need a wee
I need a wee
I need a wee

I need a wee
He needs a wee
I need a wee-wee

Then I get my brain in gear
And I think of a distraction
Like running taps, or waterfalls
Or an Archimedes contraption

So I think of something dry
Like a desert, rock, or mountain
But my brain won't sit around
Now I'm thinking of a fountain, ohhhh

I'm hopping from leg to leg
As I do my wee wee dance
I cannot hold much longer
I might just wet my pants
I need a weeeeeeeee

I need a wee
I need a wee
I need a wee
I need a wee

I need a wee
He needs a wee
I need a wee-wee

I need a wee
I need a wee
I need a wee
I need a wee

I need a wee
He needs a wee
I need a wee-wee

So I cross my legs
I cross my fingers too
I hope there's time
To make it to the loo
I need a weeeeee
Someone point me in the right direction
There's one there
I think it's free

I did my wee
I did my wee
I did my wee
I did my wee

I did my wee
He did his wee
I did my wee-wee

I did my wee
I did my wee
And I really enjoyed it
I got it in the loo
And I didn't splash the carpet
I put the seat up
I put the seat down
I did my wee
All around and round
I did my wee
I feel so free
I'm as happy as can be
Because I did my wee
My wee-wee-wee-wee-wee...


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