I'm Ugly and I Don't Know Why

I was walking home from school one day
When I saw Danny standing there
I tried to show him my dirty underwear
He showed me his, but nothing could compare
Then he said

You're ugly. What the fuck gave birth to you?
You're ugly. And I bet your mom is too
You're ugly. Man, what's with that 'do?
You're ugly... because you're ugly

You know, I kinda wonder when I think back to those days
Why did all the boys get scared and run away?
So I looked in the mirror to see if it was true
And my reflection looked at me like it was scared too
And it said

You're ugly. What the fuck gave birth to you?
You're ugly. And I bet your mom is too
You're ugly. Man, what's with that 'do?
You're ugly... because you're ugly

Let me tell you guys a little story about my second grade love
His name was Danny and he looked so good this one day in his plaid Toughskins
And every day after school I'd go pick him up at his classroom
And one day these three little girls came out right before he did
And one this girl named Heidi Weller had a handful of pumpkin seeds
And I said "Let me see those pumpkin seeds" and she said "No"
So I grabbed her hand I said "let me see those pumpkin seeds NOW bitch"
And I looked at them and they had Danny Irving's name on each and every one of those damn pumpkin seeds
And I said "Hey, bitch. That's my boyfriend. Why do you have my boyfriend's name on all your pumpkin seeds, you little slut? You little seven year old slut! I'm gonna kick your fuckin' ass, bitch!"
Youknow what she had the nerve to say to me, that little cunt?
She said

You're ugly. What the fuck gave birth to you?
You're ugly. And I bet your mom is too
You're ugly. Man, what's with that 'do?
You're ugly... Because you're ugly