Luyện nghe bài hát I'm So Wasted

"Hey pal! How ya doin?"
M2: "I'm so wasted, man."
"Yeah, you are, oh ho ho!"
M2: "Thanks man."
Joe: "It's party, huh?"
M2: "Oh, it's man."
"Hey that's some good acid, huh?"
M2: "Oh, man."
"Hey, my pleasure."
M2: "I've been higher."
"Oh ho, you must be freaking out."
M2: "Acid's man."
"It's the best."
M2: "Everytime I do man, I'm so high."
Joe: "Yeah, oh, you must be flipping out now."
M2: "This is the acid, man."
"What are you seein, man?"
M2: "Oh, I, that up there, man."
"Whoa"
M2: "It's got a in it."
"Oh-Holy Cow! Really!?"
M2: "And it's on me, man."
Joe: "It's bleeding on ya? Well out!"
M2: "Look at my hand, man."
"Yeah?"
M2: "It-It's moving, but not moving."
"It's not?"
M2: "It's still there, but it like it's moving."
Joe: "Hey, to you it is."
M2: "I'm so high."
Joe: "Yeah, you must be out."
M2: "I'm out off it."
"Hallucinations, man."
M2: "Acid..right."
Joe: "Hey, I got some fer ya."
M2: "I'm stuff, man."
Joe: "Yeah, yer stuff."
M2: "Right."
"Well, that's what happens when you take acid, but you know what?"
M2: "What man?"
Joe: "Uhhh, that really wasn't acid. That was just a little of
I ripped off of my notebook."

M2: "Wha? It's probly this I'm smokin', man."
"Oh, that weed."
M2: "That bud, man."
"Whoa."
M2: "Everything's hilarious."
Joe: [Laughing] "That's funny man. at that guy."
M2: "That's funny man."
Joe: "Look at that guy's hat man."
M2: "Everything's funny to me, man."
"Right. Hey, how man bones didya smoke? A few joints, man?"
M2: "I had four."
"Whoa, that's a lot of bones to be smokin', man."
M2: "The whole man."
Joe: "Yeah, you sucked 'em yerself."
M2: "Ain't hilarious!?"
"You didn't wanna share, didja?"
M2: "It was stuff, man."
Joe: "Aww, yeah, hey I got news on that stuff too."
M2: "Hey man?"
"That's the stuff I sold you, right?
M2: "Yeah, right."
"Yeah"
M2: "It's funny, man."
"Well, well, uh.."
M2: "I'm off it, man."
"Yeah, well that's good. You smoked it, right?"
M2: "Right."
Joe: "Well that wans't weed."

Joe: "No it wasn't, it was shavings in a bag."

"Yeah."
M2: "Well, it's this beer. This beer I'm drinking, man. I must
be drunk off it or something. Ya know, I had about of them,
man."
"Whoa, oh really!?"
M2: "I'm just..wasted off 'em."
Joe: "That's a lot of for a man to drink."
M2: "Man, I gotta pea soon, man."
"You didn't dump 'em out in the woods, didja?"
M2: "No..no..no.. I all of them."
"Right, yeah. I saw you..that's good. Hey didja eat today?"
M2: "No, I'm on an stomach."
Joe: "Whoa, you be ..yea.. extra buzz for you."
M2: "..And that's why I'm so wasted off it man, like I'm seeing
things, man."
"Yeah, you can hardly stand, man."
M2: "You should take my car keys, I can't drive, man."
"Right, right."
M2: "I can walk."
Joe: "Hey man, you better those eyes up, they're half shut."
M2: "There's two of you, man. I see anymore, man, I'm blind!"
"Right.. I got the beers, huh? I'm the man, right?"
M2: "Yeah, you are the man."
"Say it. Say I'm the man."
M2: "Yer da man!!"
Joe: "Okay, well beer.."
M2: "Yeah?"
"There was no alcohol in that beer."

Joe: "That was non-alcoholic. So..uhh..again, I'm gonna have to you
on this one. lying."

M2: "I'll be right back."
Joe: "Ok, buddy, you go up."
different directions, gun goes off]
Joe: "Oh my God! He himself! He killed himself!"
[Runs
Joe: "Oh my God! You yerself, buddy."
M2: "Yeah, I'm dead, man."
"Oh my, oh yer dead."
M2: "Yeah, I'm dead, man."
"That is awefull."
M2: "There's a big light and everything, man."
"Yeah! Well you showed us all, man."
M2: "Oh man, I'm so peaceful man."
"Yeah, you see anything weird, or.."
M2: "My relatives, man, a big white light, and my there
and.."
Joe: "Ooooh, I remember him, a good guy."
M2: "He's still the same clothes, and.."
"Hey, say hello fer me, huh?"
M2: "Hey man, Joe hi, man."
[Chuckling] "Right."
M2: "It's yeah..My uncle's and..."
Joe: "Right..right.. Hey I got some for ya. This is so funny."
M2: "Yeah? What, man?"
Joe: "Yeah, yeah, before you go, up to heaven. The gun, you
with, that's the one I sold you, right?"
M2: "Yeah."
Joe: "Yeah, well was a cap gun. So, there's no way you could have
yourself."

Joe: "Yeah, that's right, ok.. I'm back to the party. Ok, take
care."
[Walks
M2: and crying] "I'm moving to a different town man."
- "Four later."
[Pouring
M2: "Oh this beer is great, man. This tequila is strong, man.
It's got a worm, and in it, man."
"Fuckin' shit!"
M2: "All in the sun, you're even more wasted. Fuckin' shit is
right, man! I am wasted now, man. I should maybe get an umbrella
or and go in the shade."
Buffoon: "I a guy who can suck his own dick."
M2: "Yeah, I know a guy who can do that too. the drummer from Olly
Hatched and one night we had two of Southern Comfort, man. We were
so wasted.off it. I'm man."