Luyện nghe bài hát I'm So Wasted

"Hey pal! How ya doin?"
M2: "I'm so wasted, man."
"Yeah, you are, oh ho ho!"
M2: "Thanks man."
Joe: "It's party, huh?"
M2: "Oh, it's man."
"Hey that's some good acid, huh?"
M2: "Oh, man."
"Hey, my pleasure."
M2: "I've been higher."
Joe: "Oh ho, you must be out."
M2: "Acid's man."
"It's the best."
M2: "Everytime I do man, I'm so high."
"Yeah, oh, you must be flipping out right now."
M2: "This is the acid, man."
"What are you seein, man?"
M2: "Oh, I, that up there, man."
"Whoa"
M2: "It's got a in it."
"Oh-Holy Cow! Really!?"
M2: "And it's on me, man."
Joe: "It's bleeding on ya? Well out!"
M2: "Look at my hand, man."
"Yeah?"
M2: "It-It's moving, but not moving."
"It's not?"
M2: "It's there, but it looks like it's moving."
Joe: "Hey, to you it is."
M2: "I'm so high."
"Yeah, you must be flipping out."
M2: "I'm out off it."
"Hallucinations, man."
M2: "Acid..right."
Joe: "Hey, I got news fer ya."
M2: "I'm stuff, man."
"Yeah, yer seeing stuff."
M2: "Right."
Joe: "Well, that's happens when you take acid, but you know what?"
M2: "What man?"
Joe: "Uhhh, that really wasn't acid. was just a little piece of
I ripped off of my notebook."

M2: "Wha? It's this weed I'm smokin', man."
"Oh, that weed."
M2: "That bud, man."
"Whoa."
M2: "Everything's hilarious."
Joe: [Laughing] "That's man. Look at that guy."
M2: "That's funny man."
Joe: [Laughing] "Look at that hat man."
M2: "Everything's funny to me, man."
Joe: "Right. Hey, how man didya smoke? A few joints, man?"
M2: "I had four."
Joe: "Whoa, a lot of bones to be smokin', man."
M2: "The thing's man."
Joe: "Yeah, you sucked 'em yerself."
M2: "Ain't hilarious!?"
"You didn't wanna share, didja?"
M2: "It was stuff, man."
Joe: "Aww, yeah, hey I got some news on that too."
M2: "Hey man?"
"That's the stuff I sold you, right?
M2: "Yeah, right."
"Yeah"
M2: "It's funny, man."
"Well, well, uh.."
M2: "I'm off it, man."
Joe: "Yeah, well good. You smoked it, right?"
M2: "Right."
Joe: "Well really wans't weed."

Joe: "No it wasn't, it was shavings in a bag."

"Yeah."
M2: "Well, probably this beer. This beer I'm drinking, man. I must
be off it or something. Ya know, I had about eighteen of them,
man."
"Whoa, oh really!?"
M2: "I'm just..wasted off 'em."
Joe: "That's a lot of for a man to drink."
M2: "Man, I gotta pea soon, man."
Joe: "You didn't 'em out in the woods, didja?"
M2: "No..no..no.. I all of them."
"Right, yeah. I saw you..that's good. Hey didja eat today?"
M2: "No, I'm on an stomach."
Joe: "Whoa, you must be ..yea.. extra for you."
M2: "..And that's why I'm so wasted off it man, like I'm seeing
things, man."
"Yeah, you can hardly stand, man."
M2: "You should my car keys, 'cause I can't drive, man."
"Right, right."
M2: "I can walk."
"Hey man, you better open those eyes up, they're half shut."
M2: "There's two of you, man. I see anymore, man, I'm blind!"
Joe: "Right.. I got the beers, I'm the man, right?"
M2: "Yeah, you are the man."
"Say it. Say I'm the man."
M2: "Yer da man!!"
Joe: "Okay, that beer.."
M2: "Yeah?"
"There was no alcohol in that beer."

Joe: "That was non-alcoholic. So..uhh..again, I'm have to bust you
on one. You're lying."

M2: [Mumbling] "I'll be back."
"Ok, buddy, you go sober up."
[Walking directions, gun goes off]
Joe: "Oh my God! He killed himself! He himself!"
[Runs
"Oh my God! You killed yerself, buddy."
M2: "Yeah, I'm dead, man."
"Oh my, oh yer dead."
M2: "Yeah, I'm dead, man."
"That is awefull."
M2: "There's a big white and everything, man."
"Yeah! Well you showed us all, man."
M2: "Oh man, I'm so peaceful man."
Joe: "Yeah, you see weird, or.."
M2: "My relatives, man, a big white light, and my grandfather's
and.."
Joe: "Ooooh, I remember him, he's a guy."
M2: "He's still wearing the clothes, and.."
"Hey, say hello fer me, huh?"
M2: "Hey man, Joe hi, man."
[Chuckling] "Right."
M2: "It's yeah..My here and..."
Joe: "Right..right.. Hey I got some news for ya. is so funny."
M2: "Yeah? What, man?"
"Yeah, yeah, before you go, up to heaven. The gun, you killed
yerself with, that's the one I you, right?"
M2: "Yeah."
Joe: "Yeah, well that was a cap gun. So, there's no way you could
yourself."

Joe: "Yeah, that's right, ok.. I'm going back to the party. Ok,
care."
[Walks
M2: [Whimpering and "I'm moving to a different town man."
- "Four later."
[Pouring
M2: "Oh this is great, man. This tequila is really strong, man.
got a worm, and everything in it, man."
"Fuckin' shit!"
M2: "All being in the sun, you're even more wasted. Fuckin' is
right, man! I am totally wasted now, man. I maybe get an umbrella
or and go in the shade."
Buffoon: "I know a guy who can his own dick."
M2: "Yeah, I know a guy who can do that too. He's the drummer Olly
Hatched and one we had two cases of Southern Comfort, man. We were
so wasted.off it. I'm man."