CHORUS:
Malu Thick. (Duh)
Danielle Thick. (Oh Yuh)
Now, I ain't no Pedophile but nigga shit. (Yuh aye)
Malu Thick. (Tell the truth)
Danielle Thick. (Hell Yeah)
Now, I ain't no Pedophile but nigga shit.
Verse 1:
Malu 15-- body on 24. (Goddamn)
Bitch thick as fuck, I beat my wee wee to that hoe. (All Day)
Man, Trendy been looking at nudies of Malu and Danny like all fucking day. (No life)
Look at the year they was born and my nigga I still don't have nothing to say. (You Nasty)
Danielle my bae, Ima catch her outside and I can give a fuck about the FBI.
Lick on my dingy, Bitch sniff on my pinky, Malu looking thick but them nipples on slicky.
No Pedo.
Danny Dicky and fuck Woah Vicky.
CHORUS:
Malu Thick. (Duh)
Danielle Thick. (Oh Yuh)
Now, I ain't no Pedophile but nigga shit. (Tell the truth)
Malu Thick. (Okay)
Danielle Thick. (Duh)
Now, I ain't no Pedophile but nigga shit. (Okay Okay)
Bridge:
Age is just a number-- lemme sniff on your toes bitch.
Danielle Bregoli got a big ass, no shit.
Malu is my baby, you can meet me in Atlanta.
Catch me at your crib-- I'm in your house like I'm Santa.
Verse 2:
I wasn't supposed to rap on this but don't worry I'm legal.
I'm stacking up my money like some goddarn pringles.
My girlfriend 17 and I'm like a month older.
I'm not a frickin Pedo-- don't give me the cold shoulder.
Do not take this seriously, this song's a cartoon.
My girlfriend at like she's like 65-- I'm just goofy coon.
Unh, ride to Toys R Us with the homies, chugga choo.
Ever since the clock came in, I got amnesia, who are you?
Yada Yada.
Whoompty Whoomp.
Who could raspy hula hoop?
Aye, what does that mean-- I'm rapping circles around you.
50k in 20 days, I know that the people hating.
I wrote this whole rap half asleep and constipated.
It's Nanii.
Verse 3:
Said I'm not a Pedophile but bitch I want you.
Put my dick up in your throat, Now, I'm in your time shoes.
Bitch, I bought like Ronscoe.
I got these shoes at Pato's.
I win my nigga's any smoke-- The guys, Atho.
Yuh, you can't hit the blunt-- I never pass.
She suck my dick then I grab on her ass.
I run to the cheese, she call me a rat.
Aye, I said hoppity hop.
Aye, Dash.
Aye, bitch you a bunny-- Hop on my cock.
Aye, wack!
Wack pussy!
She got that wack pussy and want to fuck with me.
Aye, I said where the fuck the drug's.
I'm like what the fuck-- Fucktheler.
Ima break your heart.
I'm like what the fuck-- Coulader.
Fuckin on, Aye.
How the fuck, Aye.
40 hoe.
I bought the wall like, diamonds on 8.
One hoe, Aye.
I wet you-- Hold up, Aye.
Then, dat shit tough flow nigga-- I see your bluff, you lookin rough.
Then, dat shit tough flow nigga-- Askin like what the fuck.
Verse 4:
I'm not too old, yet, so, I can still be neck.
Danielle chest ass, Like a UBO deck.
I feel like a dog when I do the maneuver.
I tag, Shaggy, here.
Now, we Scooby Dooby Do her.
I don't like children-- So, don't call me a Pedo.
I'm just making jokes, like my name is, Jared Leto.
I'm in your dreams like, Freddy, can you please be my Daphne?
I stretch that pussy out, Like I named her Laffy Taffy.
My first life was like, My First Name is Jamie.
Miley crying out-- screaming, "Please, Suga, Save me!"
But, I'm not tryna save her, cause I don't want her babies.
But, I might be the father, cause I nut in her Davey, Yuh.
CHORUS:
Malu Thick. (Duh)
Danielle Thick. (Oh Yuh)
Now, I ain't no Pedophile but nigga shit. (Yuh aye)
Malu Thick. (Tell the truth)
Danielle Thick. (Hell Yeah)
Now, I ain't no Pedophile but nigga shit.
Outro:
Good Evening, Listeners,
It's your boy, [???]
I came to inform you, that I beat my dick so hard to Danielle and Malu, that I lost feelingness in my right leg-- But No Pedophile Shit.
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