I'm in Love with My Dad

"Uh-- It's crazy to think about sometimes."
"It is, man. My-- my mom's proud of me, my dad's proud of me."
"How is your dad by the way?"

Yo, my dad
He's not like the rest
He's kinda like a cute girl just minus the breasts
He got a solid four-inch dick
It's hangin' and swayin'
And when I get home from school
He's always layin' there waitin' for me to
Take off my shoes, my shirt, and my pants
And then we go to my room
And do a nice little dance
I call it sex with my dad
And don't get it wrong
I only fuck my own dad, and never my mom
I'm sayin'

(Ooh-ooh I'm in love with my dad)
Suckin' my dad's toes and grabbin' his sack, yeah
(Ooh-ooh I'm in love with my dad)
Lickin' my dad's nuts; this shit is so rad, ay

I been fuckin' my dad since I was eighteen
Jugglin' nuts in my mouth and drinkin' hot pee
Garglin' dad juice and twistin' his scrote, yo
This sex with my father is like a romance book that I wrote

Flip to the last page
Tell me what you see
It's some beautiful scenery of my dad cumming on me, ay
You might say it's weird
You might say it's crass
But I disagree because I love fuckin' my dad

Ay!
They call me mad (okay)
They say it's bad (nope)
But I say it's just fatherly love in the best way to be had (that's right)
So catch me posted on that block, holdin' his hand
Because I love my father
And I love what's in his pants, ay

"He's pretty good."