I'm Headed Your Way, Jose

Theyre comin' across the border by the thousands everyday
Lookin for a better life in the good ol U.S.A.
Well, everybodys talkin about the aliens invadin
While Im savin every dime for a Mexican vacation
Me, Im headed your way, hasta luego Jose

You say 'Hola', Ill say 'Hi'
When I pass you at the border slap me a high five
You better pack a poncho cause it sure gets cold up here
Me, Im headed south for hot women and cheap beer

Heres the keys to my Chevrolet
You can have the house and the bills I pay
Welcome to the good ol U.S.A.
Im headed your way, Jose

Cuervo that is
Lil sunshine, some margaritas
Cabo San Lucas, maybe go see Chichinitza
I love that word

Up here we work our asses off just tryin to get ahead
But you cant spend a dollar if youve worked yourself to death
From what I hear you way of life is an afternoon siesta
Then back to work for a little while for an all night long fiesta

Me, Im headed your way
Well, sounds to me like a pretty fair trade

You say 'Hola', Ill say 'Hi'
When I pass you at the border slap me a high five
You better pack a poncho cause it sure gets cold up here
Me, Im headed south for hot women and cheap beer

Heres the keys to my Chevrolet
You can have the house and the bills I pay
Welcome to the good ol U.S.A.
Im headed your way, Jose

White sandy beaches
Pesos and jalapenos
Palm trees, ocean breeze
Ah man, Dos Equis

Well, you say 'Hola', Ill say 'Hi'
When I pass you at the border slap me a high five
You better pack a poncho cause youll freeze your ass off here
Me, Im headed south for hot women and cheap beer

Heres the keys to my Chevrolet
You can have the house and the bills I pay
Me, Im kickin back in the Mexican shade
Im headed your way, Jose

Yeah, Im hittin the road, man
Give me a little burro to ride on
You can have my car, that gas is killin me