I'm a Weirdo

I'm a weirdo, yeah I'm a weirdo
People looking at me crazy, I don't care though
I'm a weirdo, w-w-weirdo
Ask me if I give a fuck, I say fuck no
I say fuck no, I say fuck no
Ask me if I give a fuck, I say fuck no

I'm a weirdo not a hero
Had a psych eval didn't clear though
Ergo I say ear-go
Cut my ear off, now I can't hear stereo
If that makes me weird, I'm weird
I use a Mach3 razor on my beard
I use a Mach10 razor down down there
Seven more blades cause I like it sheer
Use a banana as a telephone
Use a banana as a telephone
Use a banana as a telephone
Spoon in my ear cause my brain's made of gelatone
Latin girls say "turn up the Reggaeton"
But it's me in a wig, mind is hella gone
"Ay papi, you crazy"
Yeah crazy for driving Miss Daisy
Best picture, must be doing something right
Chicken bit off my dick at a cockfight
Sewed it back on sitting at a stoplight
Bit a cop got a ticket for a cock bite
I'm demented and deranged motherfucker
Choose the middle seat on a plane motherfucker
Just wrong like a dog in Ray Bans
Piss off the roof, you could call me Rain Man
Best picture, must be doing something right
Fuck, I'm repeating myself, man I'm not right

I'm a weirdo, yeah I'm a weirdo
People looking at me crazy, I don't care though
I'm a weirdo, w-w-weirdo
Ask me if I give a fuck, I say fuck no
I say fuck no, I say fuck no
Ask me if I give a fuck, I say fuck no
Ask me if I give a fuck, I'll say fuck no