I'm a Real Man

Im a real man, I got a real guitar
Im a real man, dont even know where the boys are
Dont want to frighten you little girl, youre so sweet and nice
Dont want to have to tell you twice

Im a real man
Im goin to rock like a real man
Dont get no shock from that elevator music computer program
Howd you like to rock with a real man?

Yes Im a real man, baby, Im not lyin
Im thirty-four years old now and I still dont mind dyin
You can put the voodoo on me, girl
Theres nothin' I cant dodge
Just check out this roller in my garage

Kids, these days, Im talkin about these young folk
About as wild as Pollyanna after she growed up
After a hard day at the Casiotone they just dont want to live
Theyre about as dangerous as a junior executive

Im a real man
Im goin to rock like a real man
Dont get no shock from that elevator music in your computer program
Howd you like to rock with a real man?

Every dollar I earn, girl, I let it all burn
And if I wind up in jail
Theres only one of 2672 women that I know
Who would gladly pay my bail

Now you might say, Im just some fool on a boast
But I wasnt gonna hear ya girl from coast to coast
This aint damn rather talkin, this aint the Presidents son
Im still gonna have my fun

Im a real man
Im goin to rock like a real man
Dont get no shock from that elevator music in your computer program
Howd you like to rock with a real man?

Turn off that elevator music in your computer program
Howd you like to rock with a real man?
Turn off that elevator music in your computer program
Come on and rock with a real man