I'm a Potato

Supermarket flashbacks
Show arms and legs in plastic sacks
Fat men twelve bananas high
Die while all the women cry

Love, love gets sucked away
On big fat lips while people pray
Boy plus girl make mess out of sex
No babies come, what happens next

De-evolution, self-execution, no-solution
Im a potato and Im so hip

Teenage hoodlums stand in line
Donate blood to pay for crime
Butchers steal doctors tools
Sow pretty heads on dogs and mules

Hi-fi systems men in pairs
Tape bodies falling down the stairs
Father-son teams split the cost
Of nighttime girls but all is lost

To de-evolution, self-execution, no-solution
Im a Spudman, I got eyes all around

Martian feet turn dirt and stone
For buried treasure human bone
Madison men tattoo ads on
Ten year olds with sucker pads

Rockets rust attack, decay things
Fall apart while spacemen play
Now daddy zero drops his brown
Go down, go down, go down

To de-evolution self-execution, no-solution
Im a Spudgun, Id like to shootem all!!