I'm A Pig

He picks his nose with the T.V. on
I'm a pig now baby, I'm a pig pig pig
He sniffs his toes when he's feeling gone
I'm a pig now baby dig?
He goes out on Friday night
Takes off his pants coz it feels alright
Third down and twenty to go
This two-tub turkey is ready to go go go

In the gym the kids are holding their nose
I'm a pig now baby can ya dig?
I don't care coz I got B.O.
I'm a pig, I'm a pig
Body odour is no concern
When he goes shopping those noses turn
Third down and thirty to go
This two-tub turkey is ready to go go go

He's just a turkey, a two-tub turkey

Mr. Turkey
Rock
Two, three, four
Stick it

He doesn't care 'bout mowing the lawn
I'm a pig now baby, I'm a pig pig pig
He only cares about porking your mom
I'm a pig now baby, dig?
He goes out on Friday night
Takes off his pants coz it feels alright
Third down and forty to go
This two-tub turkey is ready to go go go

You're just a turkey, a two-tub turkey

You're just a two-tub turkey
Turd rock