I'm A Hoe (skit)

[Daddy] You, over there....with those blue eyes and that blonde hair. Come here, ma!
[Girl] Yes?
[Daddy] I wanna ask you one muthafuckin' question.
[Girl] Yes, daddy?
[Daddy] What are you bitch?
[Girl] I'm a H-O-E...
[Daddy] Are you really? Are you really a H-O-E?
[Girl] I fucked the whole family...
[Daddy] Damn, my niggaz ain't gonna believe this shit.
[Girl] Then gang-bang me...
[Daddy] Oh, I'm gonna rough ride this pussy. I'ma rough ride this pussy.
[Girl] Then beat me....
[Daddy] Oh, I'd like to explore all three holes baby...
[Girl] Put it in my B-U-T-T-T
[Daddy] Ooo...you doin it like that? Oh you a gangsta, huh?
[Girl] Then pee on me...
[Daddy] Oh you a nasty little bitch. You nasty....
[Girl] Then shit on me...
[Daddy] Damn, my niggaz ain't gonna believe this shit. Its over...
[Girl] Then take me...
[Daddy] Oh, do you perform like a muthafuckin professional on camera?
[Girl] Like Janet Jack-me...
[Daddy] So how wide is the pussy? Tell me. How wide is the pussy?
[Girl] Like Vanessa Del Ri(o)....
[Daddy] Whooooo! All this freaky shit and you don't want no cake, no joe, no nothin'?
[Girl] I fuck for free...
[Daddy] There's gotta be a catch to this shit. Something is a catch 22. I don't feel it.
[Girl] I've got H-I-V...
[Daddy] Dirty muthafucka...WHOA