Luyện nghe bài hát I Like Chinese

The world today seems crackers
nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high
There's fools and idiots on the trigger
It's depressing and it's senseless, and why

I like Chinese, I like
only come up to your knees
Yet they're always friendly, and ready to please

I like Chinese, I Chinese
There's nine hundred million of them in the world
You'd learn to like them, that's what I say

I like Chinese, I like
They come a long way overseas
But they're and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please

I Chinese food, the waiters never are rude
Think of the things they've done to impress
There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching, and

So I like Chinese, I Chinese
I like their little trees
Zen, their ping-pong, their yin and yang-ese

I like Chinese thought, the wisdom that taught
If Darwin is to shout about
The Chinese will us all without any doubt

So, I like Chinese, I Chinese
They come up to your knees
Yet they're wise and they're witty and they're to please
All

Wo ai zhongguo ren, wo ai ren
Wo ai ren
Ni hao ma; ni hao ma; ni hao ma;

I like Chinese, I Chinese
Their food is guaranteed to
A fourteen, a seven, a and lychees

I Chinese, I like Chinese
I like their tiny trees
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin and

I like Chinese, I like
They come up to your knees