Luyện nghe bài hát I Like Chinese

The world seems absolutely crackers
With nuclear bombs to us all sky high
fools and idiots sittin' on the trigger
It's depressing and senseless, and that's why

I like Chinese, I Chinese
They come up to your knees
Yet they're always friendly, and they're ready to

I like Chinese, I Chinese
There's nine hundred of them in the world today
You'd learn to like them, that's what I say

I Chinese, I like Chinese
They come from a way overseas
But they're and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please

I like Chinese food, the waiters are rude
Think of the many they've done to impress
There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching, and

So I Chinese, I like Chinese
I their tiny little trees
Their Zen, their ping-pong, yin and yang-ese

I like Chinese thought, the wisdom Confucius taught
If Darwin is to shout about
The will survive us all without any doubt

So, I like Chinese, I like
They come up to your knees
Yet they're wise and they're and they're ready to please
All

Wo ai ren, wo ai zhongguo ren
Wo ai ren
Ni hao ma; ni hao ma; ni hao ma;

I like Chinese, I Chinese
food is guaranteed to please
A fourteen, a seven, a and lychees

I like Chinese, I like
I like their tiny little
Zen, their ping-pong, their yin and yang-ese

I Chinese, I like Chinese
only come up to your knees