I Left My Heart All Over the Place

So I was talking with my friend over a glass or four
She said it just don't seem like holding hands means anything anymore
Well, I'm here to say that it just couldn't be true
'Cause something shifts the floor everytime I get on next to you

So, last night when I left my heart all over the place
Just to try and stop me thinking about each corner of your pretty face
I left it out all dressed like a christmas ham
Just to remind myself what a whining sack o' shit I am

So, hold my hand
I don't look quick, but I fall down often if you understand
Let me plant this kiss right on you
And nothing else but to keep the cold away for a minute or two

Yeah, so I smile, because it takes less muscle than to forrow the brow
I swing around like a meat hook, just to catch what else is falling down
Even if it's all hitch and a borrowed car
It's gonna take me blind and far away from where you are

'Cause I've been workin' so hard on keeping my shoes there alone
But you mess me up like rocket fuel a long, long way from home
So I leave myself all dressed like a christmas ham
To remind you what a sorry sack of shit I am

So, hold my hand
I don't look quick, but I fall down often if you understand
Let me plant this kiss right on you
And nothing else but to keep the cold away for a minute or two

Last night, when I left my heart all over the place
Just to try and stop me thinking about each corner of your pretty face
I'm here to say that it just could be true
But something just ain't letting me get away from you.