I Have to Speak with Rocky Balboa

Better give me back my kids
And put those snakes back in the fridge
'Cause I don't want to win

Let's put those photographs to bed
So that they'll never have to get wet
But there are seven new worlds
Between your appetite and mine
And it's only right

Let's leave the lion on the beach
Let's let him die amongst the seaweeds

Who could hide my portrait
Out in the rain?
Don't feel any hesitation
I'm here to keep my reservation
I have to speak with Rocky Balboa
So give my regards to North Dakota
Where all my kids stand drenched in soda
And they don't believe the drum

Put the Russian bird down
Let's get those kids back before they drown
In another lost and found

Let's put those drummers back to sleep
So that they'll never have to be seen
Baby can't you see?
I've got the touch of evil inside of me
And it's so obscene

I put my faith in Halloween
And now I'll never get my clothes clean

But who could hide my portraits
Out in the rain?
Don't feel any hesitation
I'm here to keep my reservation
I have to speak with Rocky Balboa
So give my regards to North Dakota
Where all my kids stand drenched in soda
And they don't believe the drum