Luyện nghe bài hát I Got Stoned and I Missed It

(Shel Silverstein)

I was sitting in my basement I just rolled a taste
Of something green and and glorious to get me through the day
Then my yelled through the transom "Grab your coat and get your hat son
There's a nut down on the corner, givin' bills away"

But I around a bit
I had another hit
Then I rolled a bauma
Then I thought my mama
I fooled around, played around
Jacked around a while and

I got and I missed it
I got and I missed it
I got and it rolled right by
I got and I missed it
I got stoned and I it
I got oh me oh my

Now it took seven months of urging to get that local virgin
With the sweet face up to my to fool around a bit
day she woke up rosy and she snuggled up so cosy
When she asked me how I liked it Lord it hurt me to

I was stoned and I it
I was stoned and I it
I was and it rolled right by
I was stoned and I it
I was and I missed it
I was oh me oh my

Now I makin' no excuses for the many things I uses
to sweeten my relationships and brighten up my day
But when my earthly is over and I'm ready for the clover
And they ask me how my life has been I I'll have to say

I was and I missed it
I was and I missed it
I was stoned and it right by
I was stoned and I it
I was stoned and I it
I was oh me oh my

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