Luyện nghe bài hát I Got Stoned and I Missed It

(Shel Silverstein)

I was in my basement I just rolled myself a taste
Of something green and gold and to get me through the day
Then my friend yelled the transom "Grab your coat and get your hat son
There's a nut on the corner, givin' dollar bills away"

But I around a bit
I had another hit
Then I rolled a bauma
Then I thought my mama
Then I fooled around, played
Jacked around a while and

I got and I missed it
I got stoned and I it
I got stoned and it rolled by
I got stoned and I it
I got and I missed it
I got oh me oh my

Now it took seven months of urging just to get local virgin
With the sweet face up to my place to fool a bit
Next day she up rosy and she snuggled up so cosy
When she me how I liked it Lord it hurt me to admit

I was stoned and I it
I was and I missed it
I was stoned and it right by
I was stoned and I it
I was and I missed it
I was oh me oh my

Now I makin' no excuses for the many things I uses
Just to sweeten my relationships and up my day
But when my earthly race is and I'm ready for the clover
And they ask me how my life has been I guess have to say

I was stoned and I it
I was stoned and I it
I was and it rolled right by
I was and I missed it
I was stoned and I it
I was oh me oh my

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