Luyện nghe bài hát I Got Stoned and I Missed It

(Shel Silverstein)

I was sitting in my basement I just rolled myself a
Of something and gold and glorious to get me through the day
Then my friend yelled through the transom "Grab your coat and get hat son
There's a nut down on the corner, dollar bills away"

But I laid a bit
I had another hit
Then I rolled myself a
I thought about my mama
Then I fooled around, played
Jacked around a and then

I got stoned and I it
I got stoned and I it
I got stoned and it right by
I got and I missed it
I got stoned and I it
I got oh me oh my

Now it took months of urging just to get that local virgin
With the sweet face up to my to fool around a bit
Next day she woke up rosy and she snuggled up so
When she asked me how I liked it Lord it me to admit

I was and I missed it
I was stoned and I it
I was stoned and it right by
I was stoned and I it
I was stoned and I it
I was oh me oh my

Now I ain't makin' no for the many things I uses
to sweeten my relationships and brighten up my day
But when my race is over and I'm ready for the clover
And they ask me how my life has been I guess have to say

I was and I missed it
I was and I missed it
I was stoned and it rolled by
I was and I missed it
I was stoned and I it
I was oh me oh my

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