Luyện nghe bài hát I Got Stoned and I Missed It

(Shel Silverstein)

I was sitting in my basement I rolled myself a taste
Of something green and and glorious to get me through the day
Then my friend yelled through the "Grab your coat and get your hat son
There's a nut down on the corner, givin' dollar away"

But I around a bit
Then I had hit
Then I myself a bauma
Then I thought my mama
Then I around, played around
Jacked a while and then

I got and I missed it
I got stoned and I it
I got and it rolled right by
I got and I missed it
I got stoned and I it
I got oh me oh my

Now it took seven months of urging just to get that virgin
With the sweet up to my place to fool around a bit
Next day she woke up rosy and she up so cosy
When she asked me how I liked it Lord it hurt me to

I was stoned and I it
I was and I missed it
I was stoned and it right by
I was stoned and I it
I was and I missed it
I was oh me oh my

Now I ain't makin' no excuses for the many I uses
Just to sweeten my relationships and up my day
But when my earthly race is and I'm ready for the clover
And they ask me how my life has been I guess have to say

I was stoned and I it
I was and I missed it
I was stoned and it rolled by
I was stoned and I it
I was and I missed it
I was oh me oh my

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