I Don't

I don't smoke, I don't drink
I don't ever have no fun anymore, you see
I don't lose any sleep
Worrying about the state of economy
'Cause the world is turning slowly, I can't find the time to do anything
If the rest are sharing something, I am just a lonely minority
I don't work, I'm a blob
No, I can't wake up
And I won't
I don't cook, I don't clean
I don't have the energy for the scene
And I don't got no car
I don't worry 'bout the price of gasoline
'Cause the world is turning slowly, I can't find the time to do nothin'
If the rest are sharing something, I am just a lonely minority
I don't work, I'm a blob
No, I can't wake up
And I won't
News is coming on (I'm watching Three's Company)
I can't get no girls (They don't know how to talk to me)
Get my watch and gun (Been wearing the same clothes for a week)
Gotta get up early (Set the alarm)
In the afternoon (The funnies sitting by the TV)
I'm feeling cool, somebody please
Turn up the heat