I Do The Rock

Edith Sitwell giving readings
14 Moscow Road
Osbert's giving champagne parties
Sachie's got a cold

Gertrude's hanging pictures
Alice making tea
Me, I do the only thing that still
Makes sense to me
I do the rock
I do the rock, rock

John and Yoko farming beef
Raising protein quota
Sometimes they make love and art
Inside their dakota

Rodney's feeling sexy
Mick is really frightfully bold
Me, I do the only thing that stops me growing old
I do the rock
I do the rock rock
I do the rock rock rock

Well, it's stimulating
Solzhenitzin' feels exposed
Build a barbed wired prison
Nietsche's six feet under but his babies still got rhythm

Einstein's celebrating ten decades
But I'm afraid philosophy is just too much responsibility for me
I do the rock
I do the rock

Baby Ruth and Dizzy Dean
Best and Colin Cowdrey
Little Mo, Virginia Wade
Pistol Pete and O.J.

I've always like Di Maggio
And rockne's pretty knute you know
I could never wack a ball with such velocity
I do the rock
I do the rock
I do the rock
It's stimulating, I'm a keen student

Liz and Dick and Britt and Liza
Jaclyn, Kate and Farah
Meg and Roddy, John Travolta
Governor Brown and Linda

Interview and People Magazine
Miss Rona and the Queen
It must be really frightful to attract publicity
I do the rock
Myself
I do the rock

Carter, Begin and Sadat
Breznhev, Teng and Castro
Everyday negotiate us closer to desastro
Idi Amin and the Shah
And Al Fatah is quite bizarre

I could never get the hang of ideology
I do the rock
I do the rock
I do, I do, I do, do the rock