I Do My Best To Impress

(Linda Lewis)

I do my best to impress
From east to west
What a test
I think I'm losing my quest
But I must confess
I couldn't care less for the rest

From morn to night, I'm polite
Look left and right
What a sight
I might be getting uptight
But I wouldn't bite
Not if you invite me, wrong or right

I though I was a vamp
A lady with a lamp
But I'm just a tramp
Drinking on my Cherion champ

[Interlude]

I thought I was a vamp
A lady with a lamp
But I'm just a tramp
Don't you know that's what I am?

I cannot speak, I'm discreet
From head to feet
What a treat
You see, I'm losing my sleep
Now I'm in too deep
But I'm not complete until we meet