I didn't Get My Dog Back

Last night this old drunk dude told me I'll bet ya
That if you play the country song backwards
You'll get back everything that left you
So I tried it on some Haggard and some Jones
Well it broke my heart when I found out he was wrong

Yeah I didn't get my dog back
Well I didn't get my truck back
The bank still got my mobile home
And my baby, she's still gone
Somebody else got my job
I feel like I've been robbed
If my life's still way off track
I didn't get my dog back

I should have known it wouldn't work cause when I was little
Daddy said if you play that rock stuff backwards
Boy you're gonna hear the devil
So I listened in the verse
To hear what he had to say
But nothing happened then
Just like those country songs I played

Yeah I didn't get my dog back
Yeah I didn't get my truck back
Well the bank still got my mobile home
And my baby, she's still gone
Somebody else got my job
I feel like I've been robbed
If my life's still way off track
I didn't get my dog back

Yeah I was dumb I won't deny it
I don't know why I even tried it
I guess I'll have to keep on crying

I didn't get my dog back
Yeah I didn't get my truck back
The bank still got my mobile home
And my baby, she's still gone
Somebody else got my job
I feel like I've been robbed
If my life's still way off track
I didn't get my dog back

If my life's still way off track
I guess its time for me to face the facts
I didn't get my dog back

I'm madder than hell