I Am What I Is

Christopher calls me
He calls me complaining
Hes already waited
Too long to begin

The world is on one side
And I'm on the other
And I read in a magazine
And I am what I is, I am

Brian, the actor
He caters on Saturdays
With cuff link and bowie
He can bring me a drink

He tells me he sweats it
Like pig in a blanket
And I ran out of toothpicks
But I don't have to think and I am

But autumn will come
And everyone loves you
When you've already won
And I'm here to tell you

That I don't care if up turns you down
I will hear you say, "I am what I am, when I am what I is
When I am what I am, when I am what I is"

Katie is lonely
She lives with her parents
She saves all her money
So she can spend it in Spain

Her mums doesn't get it
She says to forget it
I told her we're different
But she knows we're the same and I am

But autumn will come
And everyone loves you
When you've already won
And I'm here to tell you

That I don't care if up turns you down
I will hear you say, "I am what I am, when I am what I is
When I am what I am, when I am what I is"

Christopher calls me
He calls me complaining

When I am what I am, when I am what I is
(Christopher calls me)

When I am what I am, when I am what I is
(Christopher calls me)

When I am what I am, when I am what I is
(Christopher calls me)
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