I Am The Walrus

I am he as you are he, as you are me and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly
I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long

I am the egg man, they are the egg men
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob

Mister city policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run

I'm crying, crying
I'm crying, crying

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down

I am the egg man, they are the egg men
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a tan
From standing in the English rain

I am the egg man, they are the egg men
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob

Expert, textpert choking smokers
Don't you thing the joker laughs at you
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they hide
I'm crying

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel tower
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe

I am the egg man, they are the egg men
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob

Goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob
Goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob
Goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob
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