I Am The Owl

I am your plumber
No I never went away
I still bug your bedrooms
Pick up everything you say
And it can be a boring job
To monitor all day your excess talk

I hear when you're drinking
Cheating on your lonely wife
I play tape recordings
Of you to my friends at night
We've got a girl in bed with you
You're on candid camera, we just unelected you

I am the owl
I seek out the foul
Wipe 'em away
Keep America free
For clean livin' folks like me
Hey hey

You demonstrate
Against somebody we like
I'll slip on my wig
And see if I can start on a riot
Transform you into an angry mob
And all your leaders go to jail for my job

But we ain't the Russians
Political trials are taboo
We've got our secret
Ways of getting rid of you
Fill you full of L.S.D.
And turn you loose on a freeway

I am the owl
I seek out the foul
Wipe 'em away
Keep America free
For clean livin' folks like me

Send you spinning
Send you spinning
Send you spinning all over the freeway
Spinnin' on the crowded freeway
Spinnin' on the freeway
Spinnin' on the freeway
Spinnin' on the freeway

Spin
Spin
Spin
Lookout

A breath, they never even cared
While a youth leader walked into a speeding car
In ten years or so, we'll leak the truth
But by then it's only so much paper
And all Watergate hurt, but nothing really ever changed
A teeny bit quieter but we still play our little games

We still play our little games
Oh we still play our little games
We still play our little
We still play our little
We still play our little
We still play a lot of games

I am the owl
I am the owl
I seek out the foul
Wipe 'em away
Keep America free
Wipe 'em away
Keep America free
Wipe 'em away
Keep America free
For me