Luyện nghe bài hát I Am A Thoughtful Guy

I - am a guy. I think about a lotta things.
I - am a thoughtful guy. I a lotta thoughts; about a lotta things.

I think space and the vastness of it.
I think about cake and how I love it.
I about if Wal Mart is good or evil
I think tattoos are cool - on people.

I think the unexplored depths of the ocean
I think the difference in ointment and lotion
I think if-- I should wax my back.
I think a handful of nuts is snack.

I - am a guy.
now, I'm thinking about the millions of microorganisms living all over my body. It's like I'm a mother-ship. A 100% male mother-ship.

I think about how I could get on the news
If I strolled into a McDonald's and stripped nude
I about a hot dog; while I'm eating it.
But then I pause 'cause I'm thinking its ingredients.

I about the first guy who ever shaved.
And how many did he shave before the second guy caved?
I think if a friend was choking on ice
"just be patient" would the advice.

I think about that moment when I'm off to sleep
and then my body like I'm falling suddenly
I wonder if a defense mechanism for something,
for when you're sleeping on a cliff or you're just top-bunking.

Sometimes I how old guys like to whittle.
And how if I now and just whittle a little.
my whittling skills hone before I get old.
and I'll pwn all my at the retirement home.

I think of all the that a penny has been.
like, seriously, think of all the that a penny's been in.
It could-a in the pocket of the President's suit.
but it's probably also been in toddler's poop.
Cause little kids eat pennies like Flint-stone Vitamins
Accruing no interest traveling inside of em.
Re-entering circulation might boost the
But I'd rather not pay with a that's performed a colonoscopy.

I think that our universe is one of many.
With many parallel
to infinity.
doing
to me
yet, at the same time, slightly differently.
and seemingly,
right now, could be
thinking this - thought as me.
Well, a similar thought but not the same exactly.
pretty deep.

I - am a guy.
Right now, I'm thinking about the people who invented words...did they just look at stuff and say the first thing that to their minds? And if so, how do you explain duffle-bag?

I think how do I know you and me
see the same colors the same way you and me see.
Is my red blue for you, or my green your too?
Could it be we see differing hues?
And say we do- then how would we this fact?
And even if we did, would even be any impact?
I don't this would affect us personally,
but I think it would have ripple through the interior design industry.

I about if I was turned into an ant,
I'd want my loved ones to know, so I of a plan-
I'd gather twigs and and write my name on the ground,
then I'd for my family and friends to crowd round
but now I'm that when they saw it
they'd think the human me wrote it and an ant was on it
Then not realizing' the was really the real-me
In a strange twist of fate I think they'd probably me

I - am a guy.
I - am a guy.
And right now, I'm thinking about what if I was abducted by aliens I had a really bad farmer's tan--the aliens might incorrectly conclude that our species was two-toned. That's exactly what I thought. And then somehow, through this error, my tan lines saved the human race. I like that thought. Yeah I think a lotta thoughts like that. Me too.