Luyện nghe bài hát Hyakugojyuuichi

Hey you, sit and listen
Don't be and don't be dismissin'
Think a Flash encyclopedia?
Eating breathing
Think you're sayin' "All Your Base"?
Get that Xiao Xiao outta my
You gotta be kidding me with crap
where it's at

Nine outta ten sociopaths
You see Hyakugojyuuichi
the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee
Just take it me, MC NC
You won't believe eyes, you'll go insane
I mean, what's up with that plastic
an idiot if you disagree
You see Hyakugojyuuichi

If you got the time, go a pen
and watch that thing and again
Try to figure it out, what it mean?
What's the of Mr. Bean?
Does anybody know? Are any takers?
What's up with all the broken
The world is full of
But nobody cracks this

Nine outta ten sociopaths
You see Hyakugojyuuichi
You're an idiot if you
Just it from MC NC
You won't your eyes, you'll go insane
I mean, what's up with that plastic
the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee
You gotta see

Wakeman is biased, a household appliance
Kitty and McGruff have an unholy alliance
Science is brutal and it like a knife
Not even Obi-Wan can save the of life
Your name is Bob, you're my
I my job when I got fired
by a guy named Farchie, he was of starch,
he smelled an orangutan's old apartment

Found a in my room, what do I do?
He dead, he's full of lead,
red onto my bedspread,
and he also to be missing his head
Why am I holding gun and axe?
Do exploding pacemakers cause heart
Mr. Bean ever get his fill,
Or will he keep on telling me to kill?

Hey, don't you gimme that
You had what it took
I took the beef and I it up
You sat and while I took the cup
of gold, you are old
When you see this face you better
Take this mop and it, boy
'cause the only way you'll be employed

I am known as the Beef
Everyone knows I'm the master
I am as the Beef Bastard
Everyone else is a walking
I am known as the Bastard
Think you're Well I know I'm faster!
I am as the Beef Bastard
knows I'm the ultimate master

Weeeell I'm Shmorky! PORKY!
Whitey rap sure dorky!
Got a girl... a DOUBLE D!
I slap her on the dressed as a bumble bee!
I eat all damn day
I was in a play
I sit down on a lazy
Spin around TOMMY CRUISIN!

Bong Bing Bing
I get to play with my thing!
I zip out zip in zip up
ROOM A MOOSE! Jay Leno's CHIN!
Ambulance, Enron, Pee Wee,
Bulbasaur, Pikachu, Jigglypuff, CHOOSE YOU!
And I can't of anymore to say

TV SAYS DONUTS ARE HIGH IN FAT,
A HOBO IN MY ROOM
IT'S PRINCESS LEIA, THE YODEL OF
ME MY SWEATER BACK OR I'LL PLAY THE GUITAR

one-fifty-one on the run
Suzuki-san is a of a bun
and a veggie burger with
Jay-Jay has away with Sonny Bono
To the afterlife to Barney Feif
And to see Pero's screenshotz of his
Chris Benoit, wearing a pretty dress,
saying "Watashi wa ga suki desu."

Do the Mario! hockey
Lipsnot is not like a monkey
Captain Lou body-slams a rubber
Just like in the match of Earth vs.
Lucky Lucky to Mew-two,
I need tea for two how you,
Mr. Coldheart, or I say Professor?
It like Lesko got revenge on my dresser

Props to Neil, the real deal
His friends all him Mr. Popiel
He's the geek who doesn't shower for a week
His looks are hot, his are CHIC!
He changed the face of the net
He's an online you won't forget
He onto the scene like a raging thunder
His seizure inducing flag "Mr. Gahbunga"

Hey kids! (gibberish) Get to rumble!
(lots of gibberish) Mochrie!!!

TV SAYS DONUTS ARE IN FAT, KAZOO
FOUND A HOBO IN MY
IT'S PRINCESS LEIA, THE YODEL OF
ME MY SWEATER BACK OR I'LL PLAY THE GUITAR

There you have it, the game
151 we can all be the
I'm sure that been appetizing
all the subliminal advertizing
this has been a celebration, fans across the nation
in formation their hands in dedication
to the crazy psychopathic happy dancing super magic
power mega ultra Hyakugojyuuichi

Nine outta ten agree
You gotta see
the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee
Just it from me, MC NC
You believe your eyes, you'll go insane
I mean, what's up with plastic plane?
an idiot if you disagree
You gotta see